Tyrant

I'm surprised he didn't let the door go.

Nice one Charlie.

Perhaps because he didn't allow our full backs to overlap. One of the reasons I think that Jackie Mac was such a disaster at our club.

It's still a pretty good result for Shamrock!

I'm washing my hair.

That sounds about right, Dave, I'm afraid.

Touche.

1330 CET = 1230 GMT?

Smashing.

To be fair for a player of his ability he's set his sights all too high!

Boni for all!

Performing "YMCA" on an ice rink wasn't going well.

If you can't pay at the gate then I'm Noel Whelan. £12 for a possible repeat of a 4-0 defeat at Peterhead? Where do I sign?

Perfect! Sign him up. He'll be great to have about the place.

Indeed. I would assume they've at least matched it. There are/were players earning much more at Swinecastle.

Because the central belt is where it's at!

I reckon Gent would be quite cheap to get to but Belgium's the only place on that list that I've been to so I think I'd prefer somewhere that I've never been to. Not that I can afford it anyway! I hope they cancel the whole Europa League because they realise it's shite.

Almost as nice as our home top. Like prvious 3rd kits though I can't see us wearing this alot.

Not unless we play some bigger teams.

Only one problem with that. AFC couldn't pay the phone bill because we're £36k out of pocket. Pocket ryhmes with rocket.

£36k of damage??? Takes my breath away.

His signature looks like a pair of hanging balls.