Tyrant

Poofs the lot of them. In my glittering 5 and 7 - a - side career I got my foot broken in two places in a tackle 10 minutes into the game. I played on because I'm a fucking committed cunt and went on to score a hat-trick before going off half an hour later. Fuck me it was sair the next day.

Can someone clear something up please? What constitutes a "real" fan as opposed to whatever the alternative is?

It was a shame.. a great win against the shite and yet barely a single fuck was given. Because these games mean fuck all. I wasn't pleased to see Mackie start but I'll be honest - he was my pick for MOTM by the end. Although I have do doubt whatsoever that his goal was a mis-hit shot. I guess he deserved that wee bit of luck though. He caused problems and forced a few corners just with his determination. He put in a great effort. I guess he's one of the few that actually give a fuck. But for a love of fuck please don't offer him a contract extension just because he's the easy option.

Forgive me for not reading the whole thread (yet) but here's where I stand. By all accounts there's no doubt that this dual contract pish took place and that Rangers are more crooked than other members of the SPL. Whether the lawyers/accountants prove it or not is almost irrelevant. It's not going to convince me that it just didn't happen. So if Rangers get away with it with no more than a slap on the wrist I can fully appreciate how that would be very tough for many people (myself included) to accept. Given that this Rangers saga is just the tip of the joke iceberg that is Scottish football it doesn't surprise me at all that seeing Rangers get away with it will stop folk going. I've been talking about stopping going for years now. This might be the straw that breaks the camel's back. I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking this. We don't owe AFC anything. They've alienated us for fucking years. They've made it clear that we don't matter.

I'd drive Clangers to Easter Road myself. I don't think he's a bad player.. but that 9-0 was the final nail in his mentally weak coffin.

In. In. In. In. In.

Honestly can't fucking remember but I'm happy for Considine's improvement to be recognised.

Going strong? He looks a ball hair away from his box!

Upon reading their blaze comments regarding Scottish football and Hibs my first reaction was to feel a little offended. But then I realised that I have far worse things to say about Scottish football due to it's embarrassing shiteness. They can still, however, go and fuck themselves. League one isn't ony better.

If Anderson stays fit (big if) then it's no problem whatsoever.

This thread has enriched my day. Thanks to everyone involved. Top stuff.

This.

Jesus. Every cunt moaned that he wasn't getting a testimonial and now every cunt's moaning that he is! Good news though.. I hope he gets a decent team to come up. Not like Fulham or Everton or Bolton or Liverpool or any shite like that.

I'd imagine it's more a case of nae cunt wants to pay him what he's asking for.

Fucking fit like then, folks? Nae long back from Miami. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Hot sunny weather and far less tourist molested than I had expected. Plenty of Cuban folk though.

Nae much cooler than it will be in Miami when I get there on Thursday.

I also fail to see what the problem is now? We've got plenty of other stuff to moan and greet about.

I have been countless times. Aye there are chavs going about but fucking hell where do chavs and neds not exist? It's no less or more of a shitehole than places like Machester, Glasgow and Birmingham.

You could have just said "Aye" and saved everyone a bit of time. I'd hardly call our Donstalk run-ins as "conversing" but nevermind. I talk to hunners of folk. There are plenty of sub-educated twisted cunts on my Facebook too. Nae quite sure about the last thing you said. You've clearly tried to guess some things about me there and you've guessed wrong!

Maybe if they occasionally got a fucking game they'd score? And Maybe if we had even one fucking spark of creativity to create them a fucking chance they might just dare to stick it in the back of the net. Charlie Allan can fuck off.

I never realised how old you were, Rocket. Is it the fact that you're impotent that makes you such a miserable, pretentious and argumentative cunt?

If I was a glory hunter I'd follow Man Utd like most other cunts up here. Or I'd support one of the Old Firm, again like most cunts up here. I support Aberdeen and follow Liverpool yet some silly people actually think I'm glory hunting? Fucking lol. Mourinho has made clear many times that he has a lot of time for Liverpool and he appreciates the club. He would have taken the job when Rafa got sacked. Woy was the cheaper option for the owners at the time. Whether he'd take it now I'm not sure but it's not beyond the realms of possibility like you're suggesting. Given the right pay packet and finincial backing in the transfer market I don't see why not. I've always found Liverpool to be a nice place when I've been there. My favourite part was a wall outside Goodison Park that had "Die Rooney, Die" spray painted on it.

"No need to be nasty" coming from Mr. Scientist. I actually don't disagree though. But I think a certain pwoud Mr. Ferguson could learn more form that advice than Kenny. The second part? Probably. Many, if not most managers are thick though. I want him oot and replaced by Mourinho.

Aye I've always liked Martinez.