Tyrant

New kit. Stars have been moved to some obscure part of the strip:

I think Mizer's compiling a report on illegal aliens and wants them deported back to Durkadurkastan so he's collecting evidence to pass to the relevant authorities. Basically the same reason you do it.

Triuple face nae a triple chin min.

TBF be fair to Broon if he'd talked El Alagui up then one of our old signing thieves would have him on a pre contract by now. Either Plymouth or Dundee United. He'll probably sign for Dundee United to be closer to his family in northern Africa.

Can anyone summarise what he says? Can't get that to play at work.

I couldn't find a triple face palm.

Craig Brown's legacy: Releasing Darren Mackie.

There's a reason for that.

Get the cunt signed post haste.

Because we've got a much better RB back in the form of Josh Magennis. When I say better I mean cheaper.

Fucking hell. Brutal right enough. If he cried when the polis pulled him over for speeding what's he going to be like now?

More brilliant commentary from Neville. Hope he brought a clean pair of punts. EDIT: 5000th reply.

Barca have been running rampant for years, min. They're not missing any spirit. They were tired, aye. And Barcelona didn't lose last night. What was the King of kommentary saying? I was watching it on mute.

I'd argue that they've not been poor at all. Over the two legs Chelsea got battered but Barcelona were tired and Chelsea benefited. I didn't the the "derby" between Real Madrid and Barcelona so can't really comment on that. For me Barcelona are still the best team in the world.

Ca believe what I'm reading!? The end of a dynasty? They pummeled Chelsea for the whole two legs and were unlucky as much as anything else. They'll be fine as TF said. Terry is a very lucky boy that his fucking stupidity didn't end up costing his team the tie. Obviously he's going to deny it was intentional. All those fans travelled oot there not to mention his team mates who were all let down by his cuntishness. If I was Mr. Abramovich I'd be looking to fucking hammer Terry. Hope they get fucking pumped in the final.

I wondered that. Surely impartial punishments are a good thing in a fair society? Spastix.

Take it you voted for Johnny Russell? Rory Fallon is a fucking foreigner.

I could live wi my old man rent free but the problem is that he lives near Fraserburgh and I work in Altens. So even if I didn't mind spending 2-3 hours a day in the car what I'd save on rent I'd spend on petrol which again would make it very hard to save. Another thing about new builds is the bloody price. There's a development called City Mount which is at the Mounthooly roundabout. Prices start at £190k for 2 bed apartments. Next to no chance for a first time buyer. Really nice looking flats though. http://www.citymount.co.uk/ Other option is buying a place along with my sister. That would increase the deposit at my/our disposal but she's abroad for the next 18 months so wouldn't be contributing to the mortgage but the hoose would still be half hers. I'm currently using Martin Lewis' mortgage guide to try and learn everything I need to know about them before going to see a mortgage advisor tomorrow. I plan on seeing 2 or 3 as well as seeing what I can find for myself as for once I think Rocket's advice was good.

Fair point.

Aye but Fallon's goal is actually a contender.

By the way the bit in bold just isn't true according to ASPC. You got my hopes up. There's a few one bed places aye. Nae use to me unfortunately.

Just to be clear.. because I'd rather pay monthly payments which I essentially get to keep instead of spunking money on someone else's mortgage doesn't mean that I'm a victim of any apparent right-wing propaganda from the government. And since the waiting list for a cooncil flat (unless you're foreign or pregnant) is 8-10 years they're not going to have to worry about me being on their maintenance bill any time soon. I'm not fussed about a garden. I'd like a drive way and/or a garage but neither are essential. Esslemont Avenue is somewhere I've looked before. Years back when looking to rent as Dandy_Don may remember. I remember that particular place being a wee shitehole but my main issue there is I need a place to park and the centre of toon isn't ideal for that. Hence I've not really been looking there. Hilton or Clifton Road often gets you a garden for a not too bad price so that's a possibility. I can assure you that my Ma and Da never lived in Torry so me preference to avoid living there is purely based on other factors such as neds and car crime stories that I've heard. (My car insurance would double. ) I drove through yesterday lunchtime and parts of it resembled no man's land. I am aware that other places aren't immune from car crime. I've seen it myself in my own area. No way to speak about yer missus. Where are your flats?

Since when do the knobends need an excuse to not want to play for Scotland?