Tyrant

You can't get away with playing the ignorant card, min. My old man does that. I'm not sure if he's serious or trying to wind me up. Does no one have common sense any more? If you say someone is black or African-American that's not automatically racist. Obviously. A lot depends on the context. John Terry isn't a racist because he said Anton Ferdinand was black but because he called him a fucking black cunt which, of course, absolutely is racist even if it could have been a stronger word than black. And Afro Americans aren't named after the hairstyle. Not sure if you're being serious there. And it's less a hairstyle then just the characteristics of their hair? I'm starting to think GD was being sarcastic!

Aye thanks for that. Tbf be fair that was almost 10 years ago. And I was going downhill with a tail wind. And I thought I saw a hun on the road. Not quite. It had seatbelts. But thanks to the sand lodged within them they didn't really work.

Maybe it's more fun beyond the speed limit, aye. Pushing it further and further an' that. I dare say you're right but if like me you've been used to driving relatively slow motors since you passed your test an Impreza won't need to be going flat out to be enjoyable. I can appreciate your opinion on their looks. I'm a big fan of 90s looking cars in general but especially 90s Jap. I love the Evos too although I've never owned one. As for ginger ugly...

Everyone exceeds the speed limit. Sometimes accidentally, sometimes on purpose and usually not by much. I'm in that boat. I'm too worried about getting points on my license to drive like a tit and I'm not naive enough to think that I'll get away with it. Especially not in a motor like an Impreza where cops will watch you like a hawk. The Impreza has mental acceleration. Which is awesome fun to drive. But having fast acceleration has nothing to do with the top speed. I've accelerated quickly but never driven anywhere near the top speed. Overtaking is a breeze in that car. I've never been caught speeding (touch wood) in the Impreza because once I've accelerated to the speed limit I'll not go any faster. The bottom line is that you don't have to speed to enjoy driving an Impreza. Away from the speed and acceleration the handling and drive are a joy to experience. Being a VW enthusiast you wouldn't know anything about that. I like VWs. I owned one not too long ago and it was an absolute workhorse that never let me down. But it was hopeless when it came to driving enjoyment. Admittedly the model I had wasn't really built for that. The 4x4 factor was also an attractive one at the time as it was winter and we'd had a couple of nasty winters previously.

I turned on the game just in time to see Suarez's dying seconds free kick. Oh how much I would have fucking laughed if that had went in.

Sorry. That number means nothing to me without some sort of graph to illustrate things.

Tbf be fair I never knew that. But I assumed it was because I lived in Holland in the late 80s and early 90s.

Either 1, 2 3 or 4.

I realise you're probably fishing but fuck it I'll bite. That's not a hard one to counter: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201148432765128/sort/default/make/subaru/postcode/ab244la/radius/1500/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/advert-type/featured-listing/dealer/323718/usedcars?logcode=flp You can find buckets of almost any car for next to nothing. Buying the car is the easy part though. It's running it that's going to price the average ned well out of owning one.

I'm surprised their season ticket sales are doing well.

Must've improved in the second half? The little ginger cunt was on TV this morning bleating about how Helsinki were lucky they only lost 2-1.

Aye. And also players like Rio Ferdinand.

Jeezo. Fuck that! £26 is too much for even a full view. That's taking the piss. Was it a better view if you stood up?

In/Oot: Oot. Prematcher: Skulking aboot my home killing time before kick off. Might head to thon ridiculously over priced "European" Market that shuts down Union Terrace every so often. Match: In ma living room. Postmatcher: Might head to the Cove Rangers game. Prediction: Tims by 2 clear goals.

So folk are still generalising to ridiculous extents then. I drive an Impreza but I always drive carefully and don't exceed the speed limit more than anyone else. The amount of times I get neds trying to draw me into a race is ridiculous. Then they go flying off ahead of me and I stay happily on the inside lane. So get it up ye. I don't "drive like an imbecile on public roads". Another fact that most people overlook when looking down on Imprezas is that the average fucking ned just can't afford to own/run one. Hence the vast majority of Impreza drivers are oil workers. Especially on the owners club forums anyway. It's ignorance more than anything else. The same reason that people are racist etc.

Call what IQ reducers?

I reckon it's about A4. [/MBT style "joke"]

What happened to the deal "until Xmas"? Ach I'm sure it will turn out to be a good signing by AFC. One more defender at least please!

If Britain wasn't so full of useless young cunts then we might have a few more golds on the board.

What worries me is that they refer to him as a "defender".

Agree pretty much completely. So far I've thoroughly enjoyed watching the games. Some more than others obviously but some much more than I thought I would. Anything horsey I can't really be arsed with. Not a fuck has ever been given by me towards Zara Philips and the rest of them. I've always enjoyed watching gymnastics and have a huge amount of respect for the athletes because of how difficult some of those events must be. Swimming, Rowing and Cycling are some events that to my surprise I've thoroughly enjoyed watching. The women's road race was absolutely gripping. I was watching it with my Dad who obviously wanted the Dutch lassie to win and the 3 leaders made it an amazing spectacle. Other sports such as Hockey, Volleyball and Handball I've also really enjoyed watching as I expected I would. I don't see what the problem is with only watching them every 4 years. If they were on more regularly I might watch them more but at the end of the day the Olympic games is the pinnacle for sports like this. With football that's not really the case so they should probably get Olympic Football tae fuck.

The Tyrant? Am I in liquidation? Not as yet. Hunners of folk wanting me to swap for their buckets of shite. Had a few cheeky(ish) offers but I've been standing quite firm on the price. One boy was all set to come up from Falkirk and buy it but cancelled at the last minute with some horrendous excuse. Why folk canna just say "Actually I've decided against it" I dinna ken but there you go.

Dumb huns.

That time would be better spent taking pics and posting them on Donstalk of the bird you've managed to convince to let you stay with her.

I can't stand women's football. Awful, awful stuff. MBT, as a resident of the USA's bible belt I give you the wise words of one Homer J Simpson: