Tyrant

I saw it last night and I have to admit despite not being on the band wagon for the first 2 Bale Batman movies I thoroughly enjoyed this one. I was away to point out how Batman doomed the whole city but I winna spoil it.

Says the man 6000 miles away.

Nothing to do with picking a horrible bunch of dodgy cheating cunts to play your testimonial against then you bunch of fucking cunts.

Golf course nae theme park.

Just finished the latest season of Dexter. Excellent stuff.

I've never watched golf in my life but to my surprise I enjoyed watching it and ended up watching quite a bit of it on the BBC over the last few days. Still know fuck all about it though. I play once in a blue moon. Playing on some funcy course when I'm in America in September. Canna mind the name of it though.

How is Els racist?

Welcome to 23 hours ago. Drive safely.

I got a job nae bother. But my sister is struggling. I'm not sure what her degree was exactly but she can speak and write in several languages so it was something along those lines. She's been unable to get a job here so she's been in France and Spain for the last couple of years working there so whilst she'd help this "straight into employment" statistic it's fundamentally flawed.

So I'm supposed to giggle every time I pass a stand of batteries because they power vibrators? ???

No. I can't see what book it is. And if it's nothing to do with the book then I don't get it!

Ain't that to truth!

What book is that and why is it funny?

Everyone get it up ye. I like the kit.

As shocking as this may be for some of you I'm no genius. But I think that apostrophe's meant to be there?

If it's anything like the last Man Utd game at Pittodrie I'm going to be bored to fucking tears.

Correct. Now we just need to get Linfield stripped a few titles.

Part-time support.

Ironic.

Min, it's completely different. The girl's different, the villain's different and the way Parker is affected by the bite is different.

Good. Jog on, eh.

I was at the 2006 game. Drunk fan ran on the pitch whilst player were warming up and kicked the ball into the net. That's all I remember. Oh and Andy Bagshaw played.

Osbourne next.

Was Kenny nae doing well at Cardiff? Why the fuck would he want to leave them for the MLS?