Tyrant

I've never watched golf in my life but to my surprise I enjoyed watching it and ended up watching quite a bit of it on the BBC over the last few days. Still know fuck all about it though. I play once in a blue moon. Playing on some funcy course when I'm in America in September. Canna mind the name of it though.

How is Els racist?

Welcome to 23 hours ago. Drive safely.

I got a job nae bother. But my sister is struggling. I'm not sure what her degree was exactly but she can speak and write in several languages so it was something along those lines. She's been unable to get a job here so she's been in France and Spain for the last couple of years working there so whilst she'd help this "straight into employment" statistic it's fundamentally flawed.

So I'm supposed to giggle every time I pass a stand of batteries because they power vibrators? ???

No. I can't see what book it is. And if it's nothing to do with the book then I don't get it!

Ain't that to truth!

What book is that and why is it funny?

Everyone get it up ye. I like the kit.

As shocking as this may be for some of you I'm no genius. But I think that apostrophe's meant to be there?

If it's anything like the last Man Utd game at Pittodrie I'm going to be bored to fucking tears.

Correct. Now we just need to get Linfield stripped a few titles.

Part-time support.

Ironic.

Min, it's completely different. The girl's different, the villain's different and the way Parker is affected by the bite is different.

Good. Jog on, eh.

I was at the 2006 game. Drunk fan ran on the pitch whilst player were warming up and kicked the ball into the net. That's all I remember. Oh and Andy Bagshaw played.

Osbourne next.

Was Kenny nae doing well at Cardiff? Why the fuck would he want to leave them for the MLS?

Still won't commit to purchasing a season ticket quiet yet. Although I can promise that I will buy a ticket for the County game. Can anyone remind me how much extra the black and gold thing costs?

...And if anyone can think of any reason why these two shouldn't be joined together in holy matrimony...

Nah it's actually a very different story to the original Tobey Maguire number. I'm not usually into comic books films but as with the original Spiderman I really enjoyed this one. Although the glass-shattering basketball scene left me cringing.

I ken. Sorry I couldn't resist. McFadden.

Hopefully we can offer the Dazzler a new deal with that money.