Kowalski

Didn't you know that Coldplay fans get taxed more? It's a new tax on the deaf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21911117

I'm not a huge fan of Vettel but I'm not sure I fully understand the vitriol he is getting. F1 is supposed to be a race, and he's probably as fed up of team orders as the majority of us fans are! Farcical decision by Red Bull IMHO to initiate team orders in the second race of the season FFS fuck's sake!

Genuinely surprised anyone still visits AFC Chat. As for McInnes, I think I'd have preferred Butcher, Black or Adams but he'll certainly get my backing and I hope all other fans get behind him. Thank god we didn't have internet forums when Fergie got announced!

He's to be named the new manager on Monday according to the texts doing the rounds at the moment. Can't say I'm too excited at the prospect either.

New Steve Mason album "Monkey Minds In The Devil's Time" is a winner!

She says hello

(d) other - Whenever a suitable replacement is found.

Maybe they are being weighed down by their wallets? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-21792466

Seen three documentary films recently - The Imposter, Marley and Searching for Sugar Man. Thought they were all very good indeed!

He could build a new dynasty at Aberdeen

Aberdeen rolls have less calories than rowies

Agreed GS, I certainly don't want Hartley and have no idea what he has done to be suggested by folk.

Jim Spence has been tweeting from the Pittodrie press conference: "Craig Brown would stand down before seasons end if right candidate identified to replace him." "I'll be astonished if we don't get the success next season that we hoped to have this season says Craig Brown" "Brown tempted to stay for another season, but leaving his successor with an excellent squad and will be at the club as non exec director" "Brown doesn't feel the club has a manager in mind, but texts already in last two hours from managers in and out of work looking for the job" "Brown flattered to be asked to join board, he loves Aberdeen fc, didn't think have to think twice. Will never encroach on manager." "I was unbeaten in twelve games at start of season but it appears I'm now a worse manager"

Wouldn't go back if Levein got it.

Niall McGinn on Twitter: "Saddened at the news the gaffer and Archie are retiring at the end of the season.. Both have helped me massively this season.." "Also a lot of thanks to the gaffer who brought me to aberdeen as a striker. I've loved my new position immensely."

I'm the one at the back, with my back firmly to the seat!

Good stuff, I have no problems with him being a non-executive director.

Yes but I doubt it was just his decision. His agent and father have badly advised him IMHO and they are not "at that age". I'll laugh until the cows come home if it all turns sour for them

Tonight he came on in the 33rd minute, and was then replaced in the 65th minute. Attendance: 2,418

Spot on. As an aside, what the fuck has Lee Dixon got on his coupon!