Kowalski

What's the difference between a chickpea and a baked bean? Donald Trump has never had a baked bean on his face.

Ex-MI6. I think the jury is out on whether they were made up. Nothing would surprise me.

True or not the document published by Buzzfeed is a bit of a belter. I wonder how much other shit is going to come to light before he is inaugurated - the Apprentice tapes perhaps?

Been twice. Easily the worst Italian in Aberdeen. He's blaming Brexit but it's more likely he's shutting it because it just isn't popular.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2017/jan/05/klf-comeback-bill-drummond-jimmy-cauty Fucking yas min.

The pre-match chat on BT is a bit tasty tonight. Somebody will lamp Sutton live on TV one of these days.

Let's be honest. Wham were utter shite.

Me too Been decent so far.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2016/12/09/wait-uks-greatest-ever-sportsperson-revealed/

Looks like it's going to turn into a huge story given the number of people phoning the hotline. But what about this? https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/dec/02/gary-johnson-says-chelsea-paid-him-50000-for-silence-about-abuse Horrible club.

Exactly. It's a definite yes!

Doesn't look like 5 at the back to me, unless you include Lewis.

We're fucked now. Nobody came near to closing Forrest down.

Bit of a sucker punch goal to lose but plenty of time to get back into it. COYR.

First episode of the Grand Tour was pretty decent. The second episode (apart from the Aston Martin) was a shocker though. A million miles away from their Top Gear hey day.

Fully paid up member of the Darren Mackie fan club Speaking of Brian Irvine (who is a neighbour of my parents) - he's now joining the polis.

Just brilliant. I didn't think he'd win after the week he's had but that was fucking awesome. What a legend.

Murray is flying. Is this best of 3?

Not necessarily. He either has to beat Djokovic tomorrow, or if Djokovic gets beat tonight. He had to dig deep today, another great performance.

Will he ever learn? Bumped off a flight for being late and has decided to blame a Spanish airport worker of being a bitter IGNORANT Argentinian. I'm quite looking forward to the Grand Tour but there's a small piece of me that would chuckle if it dies on its arse. I hold Clarkson wholly responsible for the sorry Top Gear mess. The BBC had no choice.

And you've not been allowed within 10 miles of her since?

I'm a member too. They're all great blokes.

There's a fair chance Donald has already been there so it's a no from me.

What's anti-establishment about a Republican House, Senate & President? Sounds the complete opposite to me, especially given the Republicans who are a shameful bunch of self serving cunts. Elizabeth Warren should have stood.

Trump won because Hillary is hideous IMHO. A more decent principled opponent would have beaten Trump easily. While there may be an element of anti-establishment voting, I think there's a lot of bigotry and racism at play too. Brexit was the same.