Kowalski

So in other words there is no prospect of the huns being anywhere other than the SPL next season because not enough SPL clubs would vote against them should it come to a vote on reinstating them.

Number 5... http://www.lonelyplanet.com/italy/friuli-venezia-giulia/trieste/travel-tips-and-articles/77017

Just seen Alex Salmond on Reporting Scotland. He can fuck right off and he won't be getting any YES vote from me for independence if he thinks he can talk the HMRC into going easy on the huns. Fucking idiot can fuck right out of it.

Shamefully nicked from Mad. The great 'Scottish football needs Rangers' lie. The perpetual myth about Scottish football needing Rangers is blown wide open by this simple set of statistics:- 11 February 2012 Dunfermline 1-4 Rangers Attendance: 7,464 13 November 2010 Dunfermline 2-2 Raith Rovers Attendance: 7,158 23 April 2011 Dunfermline 2-1 Raith Rovers Attendance: 11,052

You needed to be in the chat room to get the Darren Mackie reference. Much hilarity!

Very nice.

Alabama 3 - The Old Purple Tin

Apparently the "DonsTalk" twitter account has won the half time draw, a bottle of whisky, and has promised everybody a dram

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17034043

The administrators have said that Rangers have £9M in unpaid tax since last May, when Whyte took over.

This is fucking hilarious

Excellent. The HMRC don't want to be shafted and rightly so. This is worse news for the huns

Why's Whyte getting all the blame, its surely all Murray's fault?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-17021584

I've got the CD single of that Irvine Welsh/Primal Scream song. Bit bizarre but amusing none the less.

Craig Whyte getting a warm reception outside Iprix tonight: http://sport.stv.tv/football/scottish-premier/rangers/297443-craig-whyte-addresses-angry-rangers-fans/

Q. What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Rangers? A. Two days.

Sky news reporting Gazza has turned up at Ibrox with a fishing rod and a frozen chicken.

Surely in such scenarios, division 3 beckons?

Is that an automatic 10 point penalty then? Do they only get chucked out of the league if they go into liquidation?

Agreed. If he's going to lie to LFC about the handshake then I wonder if there is now doubt in Liverpool's minds about whether he lied to them about the whole racism thing.

Mick McCarthy sacked.