hercule poirot

Cut the grass this afternoon, once more towards the end of next week should wrap it up for this year.

What a pair of clowns! Tup and Rocket moaning about other AFC forums and yet the pair of them have been banned several times from them all for being self-righteous pricks. Tup still prompts his hand puppets to get him re-instated on AFC Chat. Utterly utterly pathetic. At least on this forum he seems to have realised to wind his neck in as Moderators tend not to put up with his belligerence.

I agree with you re: religion. But the main thrust of my quip is very much golf related. Reason being, most of the golf world's top players have been under the knife. Hence why I was asking you if you'd followed suit.

Have you ever been circumcised Squeakerino? I was booked in for the operation but I was feeling under par so I missed the cut.

Campbell was indeed an available substitute. Camera focused on him for approx 10 seconds when it was clear there was something far more interesting happening on the pitch.

^ Yes it was good co-commentary. Particularly when he's a player and he's as critical as any supporter. For example: getting irritated when we're constantly looking for openings down the right hand side with no progress being made, while Hayes and Kennedy are twiddling their thumbs on the left flank. Then getting all smug in a 'told you so' fashion when a good chance comes from a Kennedy cross in from the left.

Excuse my ignorance, are the shops not shut?

It was a really good goal. Hedges looks to well up for it this season. Not good seeing Wright being taken off just after, his body language indicated deflation.

Irvine Welsh! Chewing gum for the brain. Uninteresting rubbish written for halfwits. Even you have a bit more about you than that, squeaky...

John Niven's latest offering is a decent read: The Fuck It List.

^ I've done my homework laddie, your voice is one of those excitable, higher than is manly affairs. Not a dig at you, just an observation.

Didn't think much of the multiple substitute idea when it first came in, but it worked for us tonight.

He didn't do much, full stop.

Why can professional football players not pass a simple ball to a team mate. We are really bad and the team in blue are no better. You can tell by Hendrys face he's as thick as it comes.

Should be sufficient to see off the farmers. Even while lagging behind on game time. £10 bet at 9/1 placed for Aberdeen to win by 2 or more clear goals and 6 or more corners. Easy money..

When Rocket was in his 20's he played football. In his 30's tennis was his pastime When he got to 40+ that's when golf took hold. Now he's well in to his 50's it's just a matter of time before marbles becomes his passion. As his stomach expands and his voice gets squeakier, it's no surprise his balls are shrinking.

^ Worth a try, thank you. Having checked the technical spec, it appears suitable for a spike of up to 275v. I'm no meteorologist but possibly lightning may be slightly higher than that? Anyway, I shall purchase as anything that stops the internet and phone cutting out is a benefit. Thanks again.

Agree with the sentiment regarding piped crowd noise. Was watching a Spurs game and switched it off after 20 minutes as could take no more of the slowed down "When the Spurrrs, go marching innnnn" they had on a continuous loop. It's probably being played to avoid any swearing from players or manager being broadcast.

^ I thought (hoped) you'd sulked and departed? Anyway...today I had a very pleasant BT Engineer visit to re-instate my WI_FI and phone. They've been defunct sine the thunder and lightning last Wednesday. Handy tip to share: Always remember and unplug TV, phone and internet hub when there's lightning around. Save things getting fried like mine. You're welcome.

I've not got the faintest idea what you're gibbering about Looks as if you've either fallen out with yourself or admitted you're out of your depth when in my virtual company. And what's Los Angeles got to do with anything?

^ I'm fed up jousting with you if the truth be told. Being the bigger man (literally and figuratively) I offer you the olive branch of truce. Virtual pals?

Truth 1. You don't know me, what I do or how I got there, stop pretending you do after only 2 weeks of dialogue Truth 2. You show continuous passive aggression. You really really need help. Truth 3. Tup is a fud. He's trying to appear to be Mr. Knowledgeable about a team he only watches once in blue moon. Give him time. Once he feels bedded in on this forum, the paranoid small town belligerent attitude will come to the fore.

Squeak squeak...

This mug got them FOC. No flies on me, my little rotund squeaky voiced protagonist.

Make and model is none of your business. I got it for a very similar price as quoted on car wow. Over allowance is what I sometimes do when spooning my wedge from the semi-rough. Not really sure why that's relevant to purchasing a car.