Gervaise_Brookhampster

Few that come to mind, Seagull doing a massive shit on the head of the bald bloke that sat in front of me. Also remember a seagull chasing a female away fan (Dundee I think) up the stairs. Think the funniest though was the streaker from the RDS that went arse over tit over the advertisement board before running up the park.

Been done before on Mad when she was younger and certainly worth another look on here, Sarah Beeny ranked highly with her enormous paps and her peanut smuggling antics but would she still float your motorboat....... wyowyn? And an older pic just because

Is that on the slack?

Aberdeen 7 Cowdenbeath 0 Not the whole game though, don't think my Dad thought I'd last that long so he took me later in the second half, I got lifted over the turnstile and walked up the steps at the Beach End. Remember seeing the pitch floodlight and being amazed how green it looked.

Plan on making a dent in a litre of this

The new Alan Partridge book Nomad is due out in a few weeks. I hope it's as good as I partridge we need to talk about Alan. Think I will get the audio book as I did with the earlier book, listened to it 3 or 4 times now and still crack up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8_vJj3N98

Nae quite Borderline Boiler but still not everyones cup of tea, contestant from British Bake Off (the wife makes me watch it ok! ) Candice Brown wyowyn?

Good to see My kids (boy and a girl) had a brief moment when they both wanted football boots, wore them about twice and that was the end of their careers, loon went to one game with me (Man Utd) just not into fitba and I couldn't force them.......unfortunately I do have a neice who was well into it football as a bairn and went on to play for Aberdeen Ladies.

Looks fine though, hope the wife and loons appreciate the fine grub you do for them! Love to see more bbq pit boys style recipes like the beer can burgers you done before.

Here's your competition I'm nae great at anything............farting maybe?

That looks fuckin luverly, well done Malaga as good as ever........nae happy there was no curry pics the ither night though

Ah ok cheers for that

Im the same, no sign of the simmie durrant/like dislike under anybodys avatar? strange

You will find a few fae Mad have really high standards and then you have the likes o Buc and myself who would say yes to most. This wifie I'm ashamed to say would be a yes fae me and to use your analogy I would walk fae Cove to Westhill to feed her horse and have a go on them paps.

signed

Thought I'd start with a big quine that might lure Buc over comedienne and actress Katy Brand wyowyn?

Ok practice picter post

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Arg I canna see this option under anybodys avatars?

I canna see this , am I going blind?

Three Crazz, you Malaga and Pacman (if they come)will have to get a what's cooking thread going. Just now it feels like your moving into a new house but only half your stuff has arrived and it needs unpacked.

Nae like button

Have to get word to Buc where we have went. Need him to set the bar (limbo hight) for the wyowyns

Good idea, I'm going to get my thinking cap on, might do one tomorrow?

Nah unfortunately I doubt it, not seen him on Mad for a few years now. Your right though his wyowyn posts were a thing of beauty