OxfordDon

On the plus side, I got my tax return done before full time.

Hemmin, can you just stop predicting things now please.

The only good thing about this Aberdeen team is that they give me a lot more free time on a Saturday afternoon for getting other things done.

Killie have scored twice already. Sake.

We seem to have scored from a corner, didn't know you could do that

Clarke'll probably have to go into hiding after we promise Trump we'll let USA win in the final and then scud them 6-0

Karlsson hattrick redemption arc. You heard it here first.

Sake Aberdeen, I go away for a few days and you do this.

Celtic might as well not come out for the second half, we'll still beat ourselves 3-0.

Think that might be a whoosh

Similar question for todays game of Hearts v Sevco, I'd say a draw suits us best On another note, that Guantanamo Bay Sevco away strip is truly horrible.

Hemmin, keep the Pope out of fitba

As this thread starts to grow over time, It's clear you lot can at least rhyme, But then fears start to mount That you buggers can't count Hemmin, mind the fecking metre per line

Now that we've got all of this season's losses out the way early, should be a certainty.

Dear Santa, what I'd really like for Christmas is for Nancy to hang on until the 22nd.