mizer

Nothing like the smell of semi-fresh horse semen which I use to glue the pages together to turn you on!

Stop being sensible

http://aberdeen.stv.tv/articles/300261-should-aberdeen-fc-leave-pittodrie-have-you-say-in-our-poll/ Im a stay

My customers do though

DUNDEE UNITED V ABERDEEN, SPFL SATURDAY 13TH DECEMBER, 3:00PM KICK OFF WEST STAND (SHED) Adult £22 U18/Over 65 £12 FAIR PLAY UPPER PRICE Adult £25 U18/Over 65 £13 FAIR PLAY LOWER PRICE Adult £22 U18/Over 65/Student £12

Yougov have a new profiler of the UK population, they have 237 people on their system who are dons fans: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Aberdeen_F_C/demographics Average profile: Male Aged 40-59 Lives: Northern Scotland Employment: Farming, Oil, Finance Food: Cullen Skink, Lorne sausage, Haggis Favourite sport: Golf Pet: Goldfish Supermarket: Lidl Clothing: Karrimor, Adidas, Barbour Favourite car: Kia Favourite movie: Guardians of the galaxy Favourite TV: Still game Favourite Music: Frightened Rabbit Favourite Celeb: James McAvoy = load of shite!

Exacly, money saved will be a fraction of the managers salary.

Jumping them in priority

Not really had an memorable goal so far this season have we?

Royal Mail slip into its annual report that 'it might not be able to deliver nationwide, 5 days a week'. Bye bye post to rural areas and islands, privatisation is great!

Can see him jumping McManus and Cammy Smith in the subs bench soon

10 non-playing staff laid off last night announced during Scotland game to hush it up.

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Huns sniffing around http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/535307/EXCLUSIVE-Rangers-want-Caley-Jags-defender

4 lifted in England

*Sold oot already*

Andrew Southwick who is compiling them all had sent me a link for DT users.............. https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/JSZDZBL

Amazing news

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Happy to have him signed up even though he did look a bit out of depth during some of the Euro games.

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Really need that win - pity Utd got that late winner v Motherwell. Celtic v St Johnston - two decisions only Celtic would get.

Rules: 1. One name per points tally for the season, first come first served! 2. Allowed to change guess at any point as along as it is to an empty tally 90 - Scunnered999 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 - MBT 79 78 - Tyrant 77 76 75 74 - BigAl 73 - BobbyBiscuit 72 - Edinburghdon 71 - Mizer 70 - Kowalski 69 - CtS 68 - Manc 67 - Nellie The Don 66 65 64 - Wi_09 63 62 61 60 59 58 - Tom_Widdows 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 Thats me slipped in just in behind Edinburghdon and on top of Kowalski.

Missed that but saw the Andrew Neil program afterwards, if I had been Welsh I would have smashed my telly at some of the comments about Wales.