Sna

Snowing heavily doon here in the capital

I miss the snow 

No much here, it's been snowing but fuck all lay.

The Campsies are as white as Michael Jackson though.

No real surprise that there is none here

Snowing heavily doon here in the capital

That's nae Sna... it's just a wee covering, mind you had this been London everything would have ground to a halt... soft southerners

It's like monsoon season here, sooo much rain

I got about 4" yesterday 

I got about 4" yesterday   

So many crude jokes to make, so little time...

It's nae snowing where I am, we don't do snow. If we do, it's usually away by the afternoon.

I got about 4" yesterday   

Is that all you could muster even after that score! 

I got about 4" yesterday 

Was snowing for about 10 minutes in Glasgow today, proper big flakes as well, but as per, it hasn't settled 

The weather in Aberdeen this morning made me think I was in Glasgow.

The weather in Aberdeen this morning made me think I was in Glasgow.

It was raining dirty needles?

It was raining dirty needles?

Said Glasgow, not Edinburgh.

Sna has mostly gone but it did snow a bit when I was up in the Pentland hills this morning and it was lying higher up.

It.s going to be chaos in England as the snow hits tomorrow. 

I've no doubt the whole country will grind to a halt.

Been snowing a little tonight already.

You must stay in the cosmopolitan/fashionable/bohemian west end (or Tilly  )

 

No snow doon by the seaside!

Aye somewhere like that!

It.s going to be chaos in England as the snow hits tomorrow. 

I've no doubt the whole country will grind to a halt.

Panic panic!

Headline news on the BBC!

there has been 1/4 an inch of sna in englandshire!

No real surprise that there is none here

Fecking big surprise, snowing on the Costa Del Ayrshire

Snowed overnight in Glasvegas 

Snowing on and off here in the Capital.

Apparently a light covering of snow coupled with a cold wind down in Englandshire now constitutes "Arctic conditions".

Perhaps someone should tell them that the average Arctic temperature in February is a balmy -34°C and that plenty of places far further south than the UK also experience these exact same conditions year in, year out without becoming such a load of whining, mincing "woe is me" fannies when they need to scrape their fucking windscreen in the morning.

"Arctic condition"... Jesus fucking wept. At what point eactly did this country metamorphose into such a fucking cringeworthy embarrassment?

Apparently a light covering of snow coupled with a cold wind down in Englandshire now constitutes "Arctic conditions".

 

Perhaps someone should tell them that the average Arctic temperature in February is a balmy -34°C and that plenty of places far further south than the UK also experience these exact same conditions year in, year out without becoming such a load of whining, mincing "woe is me" fannies when they need to scrape their fucking windscreen in the morning.

 

"Arctic condition"... Jesus fucking wept. At what point eactly did this country metamorphose into such a fucking cringeworthy embarrassment?

That's the English for you, if you've to wear gloves it's time to start driving everywhere at 15mph and braking suddenly if a car 500 yards in front of you has had to stop at a junction.

And fuck me if there's a snow flake fluttering down when you look out the window in the morning, you better get on the phone to work to let them know you're snowed in, and get down Asda to buy a trolley load of soup.

Still snowing heavily in East Renfrewshire. Got forced into the bak of a parked CRV in the wifes car by a fecking inconsiderate white van driving wanker who drove off unaware of the carnage in his wake. Cunt