What a win

What an atmosphere

There were terrible, just a shame we didn't hammer them, but given all the 1-0 wins they've had over us in recent years I'll take that with bells on.

 

Surely we must win on tue, then it is a huge game at the Hunnery.  After that it should only be ours to throw away. 

Knocked out the cup by Falkirk tonight.

Knocked out the cup by Falkirk tonight.

 

Its more the manner of the loss that makes it funny 

Knocked out the cup by Falkirk tonight.

Its more the manner of the loss that makes it funny 

 

Those in glass houses.....

Those in glass houses.....

 

This is our house

 

Im still laughing at them 

 

As am I. Girfuy!

Whats the point if you can't laugh at hearts for 24 hours? Fuck em

Now can we laugh at Hearts

Made my drive to Thurso last night all the better, although by the time I'd got to my hotel room it was 3-2.

Superb stuff.

Should we be starting a thread for their smack-heid friends from Leith what with no home wins since Easter, thumped oot the cup by Killie, apparently puches exchanged in the dressing room and Yogi as their manager.

Looks like the Edinburgh Comedy Festival is still in full swing!

 

I wasn't laughing I just didn't think it warranted its own thread! Decent acquisition by the tarts.

 

My mate works with Calum Jeffries and by all accounts his dad is ripping about this. Doesn't rate Skacel as he is overweight and past it. Romanov is just trying to buy the support. Still, he will put numbers through the turnstiles as those morons will come in their thousands to genuflect.

My mate works with Calum Jeffries and by all accounts his dad is ripping about this. Doesn't rate Skacel as he is overweight and past it.

 

Surely being overweight and past it shouldn't stop Jeffries from rating Skacel? 

Surely being overweight and past it shouldn't stop Jeffries from rating Skacel? 

 

He does rate him... just that he rates him as being overweight and past it 

beaten 2-0 by well at Tyncastle......lol

 

maybe our draw wasn't so bad

From today's Fiver:

 

And quiet, shy and reserved Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov has offered a few choice words to the club's former captain and current Mr 10%, Gary Mackay, who recently criticised the Lithuanian's tenure at Tynecastle. "I am tired of fighting the mafia and will be pleased to step down for someone who has the strength and hope to defeat it more than I do," began Vlad. "Let the Great Saviour [Mackay] answer a question - has he ever bought a ticket for the game with his own money? I can understand his outrage. Perhaps due to the fact we have assembled a good management team he currently does not have a chance to steal players from Hearts or shove his players to the club - as parasites living at the expense of clubs begin to smell."

 

From today's Fiver:

 

In fairness this time there is some merit in what Mad Vlad says.

Gary Mackay is a bit of a cunt

In fairness this time there is some merit in what Mad Vlad says.

Gary Mackay is a bit of a cunt

 

Love this stat from Mad:

17 years at the laughing stock & over 500 games played.

 

Won f*ck all

Great stat! ^^^

 

That cunt Romanov has been quiet of late which has been such a pity.

Having just praised Vlad, got to knock him back down now.....surely Gary MacKay was a member of the victorious Hearts side which won the Tennents Sixes

And came 2nd in two competitions the same season (86?)

From today's online Retard:

 

HEARTS player Craig Thomson has been arrested on charges of sending lewd pictures of himself to young girls.

 

The 19-year-old defender was questioned by detectives after the teenage girls' parents found explicit photos on a home computer.

 

Thomson is alleged to have been chatting with the girls on the internet and is understood to have been unaware that they were underage.

 

Police visited Thomson at his Edinburgh home and removed his computer for forensic examination when the parents made a complaint to them.

 

The footballer, who played against Rangers at Tynecastle on Saturday in a Premier League clash, was charged after officers found naked pictures on his computer.

 

It is believed they were also able to access conversations on the computer which allegedly contained talk of an "inappropriate nature".

 

A police source said last night : "He's accused of speaking to the girls, who are just 15, on the internet and in conversations which took a sexual turn, with mild flirtations going back and forth.

 

"Pictures of a sexual nature were exchanged and found by the girls' parents.

 

"Police were called. The case involves low-level sexual offences and inappropriate use of the internet."

 

Thomson, seen as one of Scotland's rising stars, was forced to tell Hearts boss Jim Jefferies about the allegations. Sources said the manager "hit the roof" but is backing his player.

 

Thomson made his debut for Hearts in August 2009, despite being a life-long fan of Edinburgh rivals Hibernian.

 

He was sent off last month during the Co-operative Insurance Cup game against Falkirk but returned on Saturday against Rangers.

 

A police spokesman said: "A 19-year-old male has been arrested and charged and will appear at Edinburgh Sheriff Court at a later date."

 

Thomson's agent Gary Mackay said: "I've no comment to make."

 

Big Jim knew.

 

Did Graham Rix sign him?

def one of the funnier stories to make this thread

I have to admit I laughed a little when they got beat by der Hun at the weekend.

 

Does that make me a bad person?

I have to admit I laughed a little when they got beat by der Hun at the weekend.

 

Does that make me a bad person?

 

That makes you a hun.

 

Huns are bad people.

 

Therefore, you are a bad person.