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Saturday 4th April 2026,  kick-off 3pm

Scottish Premiership - St Mirren v Aberdeen

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Garlogie_Granite
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Another win for Eve & co, up to second in the round robin stages, great against the hammer 3 points in the 6th end set it up.

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Christie crashes then gets DQ'd in the re-run  :hammer:

 

To be honest, it's pretty hilarious. Jingoism abound in the commentary too - Balding is a fud. It's the English approach to sporting events through and through - completely hype a person out of all proportion and then blame everyone else - or make pathetic comments that allude to the refs being wrong - when the inevitable happens. The actual people in the studio who play/skate in the sport were quite in agreement with the refs.

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Christ! is it not finished yet?

 

How any of you can watch this and support the Hun team is beyond me.

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Christ! is it not finished yet?

 

How any of you can watch this and support the Hun team is beyond me.

 

It’s a bunch of Scots as far as I can see.

rocket_scientist
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Jingoism, patriotism and nationalism, all part of the same immature sickness.

rocket_scientist
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Pathetic darts by Eve in ends 2 & 3. Behind the 8 ball now. Sloan has been shite too.

rocket_scientist
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Clever time out by Canada with 2 stones to go in end 4. Immediately after Sloan fucked up again.

 

Huge pressure on Muirhead now. Does she have balls?

rocket_scientist
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She retrieved it at least in a standard play but 3-2 behind so all to play for.

rocket_scientist
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Canada in total control now with the hammer and the lead.

 

Need some big shots from the Scots now. 3-2 down at HT.

 

None of these chicks have had enough cock.

rocket_scientist
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Great patience to tie the match at 4-4 with 2 ends to go.

 

Right back in it plus the hammer in end 10. Excellent.

rocket_scientist
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Amazing multiple plant by Muirhead at the end of the 9th.

 

Rescues the game. 5-4 down now. All to play for.

rocket_scientist
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Stunning finish. Great strategy. The last end was the best, in every respect. Well done Scotland.

Garlogie_Granite
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Good atuff from Eve and Sloan and the two ugly ones.

 

Kyle Smith utter horse in the Mens, awful loss to the YooEssEh. Play-off round now.

rocket_scientist
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You should write the text for the BBC coverage Rocket.

 

I didn't know they had that but I thought it might be interesting to some of you fuckers waking up to see how it unfolded!

 

The 10th end was the only real action end and was great viewing. First time I've ever watched a full match. It was pretty dull early doors.

 

One thing I thought looking at all the girls, including the last couple of ends I saw v. the Swiss, women curlers are odd. Just like the proportion of women golfers being a dyke exceeds the national average by more than tenfold makes them odd, the curling wifies are weird too. They all have the potential to be attractive - some of them, potentially very - but there's something nae right. All of them have beautiful eyes - clear, bright and piercing - and good hair (mostly long, unlike the golf dykes) but their gaits and the intensities of their performance is strikingly unattractive.

 

It's like they're definitely feminine in appearance but manly in their natures. As I said, I reckon they all need a good horse-cocking. Then they should get off the ice, get back in the kitchen, wash the dishes and make sandwiches... for the commentators. Oh hud on, there'll be nothing to commentate on. It's a conundrum right enuf. Weirdos.

rocket_scientist
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We worked out last night how to be the best bobsleigh coach in the world.

 

Your charges need two critical bits of advice: -

 

1. Don't hit the walls.

 

2. Get down there as quick as you can.

 

We may be missing something but I don't think there's anything more to it than that. Not rocket science.

rocket_scientist
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3 ends down and GBR men are 2-1 up. Their first mistake was the last stone, as it should have been an easy 3-1 so having had the hammer twice, it's pretty wide open.

 

Tell ye what though, I couldn't have a pint with these wankers.

rocket_scientist
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How come GBR get the last stone of the 4th end?

 

That's a bit unfair no? 3-1 in favour of one team?

 

I don't understand the fucking rules.

rocket_scientist
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Simple and uneventful 2 each the last 2 ends so 4-3 GBR v. the Swiss chocolates at HT.

rocket_scientist
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And GBR get the hammer again in the 7th? WTF is going on? That's 5-2 to GBR last rocks?

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