Nae for the Dons, but for a worthy cause

 

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/George-Yule

Aye good on him. He's a good cunt.

 

But a mass sleepover? Fuck sake.

 

Would've geen him a few quid if he done it authentic.

Aye had the pleasure of a brief chat a few weeks back when he was in my local. Just a normal bloke like you and me.

"Normal bloke"? Define.

 

Just funning wi ye. Well, trying to educate you actually. Pointing out the error of your ways.

He's a nice guy.

Gets his specs from me, always ready to talk fitba.

Until I suggest we bide at Pittodrie onyway

He's a nice guy.

Gets his specs from me, always ready to ralk fitba.

Until I suggest we bide at Pittodrie onyway

 

What job title did they gie ye?

 

Optometrist Assistant? Eyeglass specialist? Spec Saver?

 

Good on him, if he's anything like his old school pal I met on the flight back from the final, he's a good man.

What job title did they gie ye?

 

Optometrist Assistant? Eyeglass specialist? Spec Saver?

 

 

 

 

Job title?

Never been a fan of those.

Optical Technician originally

Now just "The Mannie" I suppose

Sleeping rough?

 

15 tog mountain sleeping bag, Northface polar expidition jacket and matching hat, insulated boots and nae doubt a pair o Lang John tae keep his tadge warm.

 

Dae it right, auld worn out clathe's, a tea cosy as a bunnet and a cardboard box tae sleep on, Oh and a mange ridden dog in tow with a bit o blue rope as a lead.

 

Fair play though Dod. I would not do it.