Saw Sue Pollard on the box last night and thought... 'i would ye ken...'

 

Dinna expect her to be abdys cup of tea but she's got decent pins and mair than a handful. 

 

 

 

 

Jesus Christ

 

Naw

Can't see anything sexual about her at all, no redeeming qualities BUT under all that shit clothes there's a couple holes looking for some badly needed attention so fuck it... I would but i'd feel really embarrassed and dirty seconds after emptying the spuds.

Aaaaaaarrrrrg the worlds most annoying woman ( well in hi de hi anyway)

 

By the look of the pictures she has since went off her head.

 

I would struggle to be in the same pub as her never mind shag it.

 

 

 

That's a no.

Dippy auld birds can be uninhibited and experimental.

 

I'm calling maybe.........game time decision.

Gyads!

 

 

So at the mo we've got Sue being spit roasted by me and Gervaise with Sneckie on the sidelines pondering his next move....

 

I'm sure Buc will be along to lend a hand at some point. 

Yes from the buc I've no right to be fussy.

No bloody way.

 

I would rather chop the old boy off than stick into that annoying munter.

I'm disappointed with some of the replies...

 

She's  got a decent set of chesticles on her and decent legs for her age.

 

OK the clothes aren't exactly a turn on but they come off and the coupon isn't the best but you don't need to be looking at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire. 

 

Good man Buc. 

 

Pfffft   

She's even beginning to look like how a vegan would dress.

 

Like my wife and her friends even my daughter are a bit dressy wacky .

 

Jesus christ, no f@ckin way, annoying fecker...

A resounding NO from Al.

No, not for me this one. SOmething not right about taking advantage of females who are unhinged mentally. I think I'd rather shag Ted Bovis than her!