DT Politics Thread

[Mason89]

5 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

Between him, Farage, Starmer, Swinney and Badenoch, I think the creepometer would barely move.

Swinney is the least creepy looking bloke imaginable. 
 

 

[Bukta Bertie]

1 minute ago, Mason89 said:

He’s the media’s darling? FFS 

Big time. 

Bottom line is he's a gay man and he can hypnotise people. You join the dots. The dirt will be there. Mountains of it. 

[Bukta Bertie]

3 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Swinney is the least creepy looking bloke imaginable. 
 

 

Your creep-o-meter is obviously broken.

[RicoS321]

9 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Swinney is the least creepy looking bloke imaginable. 
 

He looks like his morning ritual is cracking one out in a layby.

[Mason89]

10 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Big time. 

Bottom line is he's a gay man and he can hypnotise people. You join the dots. The dirt will be there. Mountains of it. 

I’m not reading anything to debunk my theory that Boomers shouldn’t vote 

[Bukta Bertie]

Just now, Mason89 said:

I’m not reading anything to debunk my theory that Boomers shouldn’t vote 

I deliberately didn't ask you to read anything. I knew that might be too much of a challenge. I asked you to join the dots. That's something even you should be able to manage. 

[Mason89]

1 minute ago, RicoS321 said:

He looks like his morning ritual is cracking one out in a layby.

Looks more like a cup of tea over a Sunday Post type of guy to me.  Classic FM on in the background 

Now, if you’d said that about Salmond I’d be in total agreement 
 

[Mason89]

3 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

I deliberately didn't ask you to read anything. I knew that might be too much of a challenge. I asked you to join the dots. That's something even you should be able to manage. 

Yet here you are, still jabbing away on the keyboard 

[Bukta Bertie]

2 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Yet here you are, still jabbing away on the keyboard 

Can you jab with a forehead? Not so sure. 

 

[Bukta Bertie]

4 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Looks more like a cup of tea over a Sunday Post type of guy to me.  Classic FM on in the background 

Now, if you’d said that about Salmond I’d be in total agreement 
 

Salmond looked like a perfectly normal bloke, sort you'd find nursing a pint in your local. I met him in Byron Square. Sound lad. Wouldn't vote for him but he was extremely down to earth and ordinary. 

[Mason89]

4 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Salmond looked like a perfectly normal bloke, sort you'd find nursing a pint in your local. I met him in Byron Square. Sound lad. Wouldn't vote for him but he was extremely down to earth and ordinary. 

Nice one. My mate is a lecturer and was told over 20 years ago by his university, not to leave him alone with any students 

Nice chap though, down to earth, type of guy you could go for a pint with 

[Bukta Bertie]

Just now, Mason89 said:

Nice one. My mate is a lecturer and was told over 20 years ago by his university, not to leave him alone with any students 

Nice chap though, down to earth, type of guy you could go for a pint with 

Your mate is a lecturer. Wow. Impressive.

[Mason89]

1 minute ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Your mate is a lecturer. Wow. Impressive.

That’s what you took from that? 

[Bukta Bertie]

Just now, Mason89 said:

That’s what you took from that? 

Yes.

Apart from that I also took that you have a curious mistrust of normal heterosexual males and a deeply unfounded superiority complex. 

Salmond was a top shagger in the Craig Brown mould. One of the lads.

[Mason89]

4 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

Yes.

Apart from that I also took that you have a curious mistrust of normal heterosexual males and a deeply unfounded superiority complex. 

Salmond was a top shagger in the Craig Brown mould. One of the lads.

Your position on what’s ‘normal’ is wildly off. 

[Bukta Bertie]

19 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Your position on what’s ‘normal’ is wildly off. 

My generation is the last one that really understands what normal is. 

[Mason89]

3 minutes ago, Bukta Bertie said:

My generation is the last one that really understands what normal is. 

That’s quite a leap from yesterday’s squashed crow post. 

[Bukta Bertie]

This is my pick. Obviously he won't win but leaving the common market was a massive mistake. 

 

• Joseph O'Meachair (Rejoin EU Party)