Todays quiz, as the title states: If the answer is 287/1 - what is the question?

My care factor is, and always will be 0 - making any possible division impossible 

 

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Our odds to win the league?

Odds for SAF to return?

Odds that I'll be next manager after I send in my CV with my football manager stats from the past 4 years?

Odds that Langfield will be our top goal scorer?

Odds for McGhee to be manager of the year?

No, No, No, No, No

 

Odds on Calderwood (Jimmy) being next Aberdeen manager?

Odds on Aberdeen being Relegated?

 

No, No (but probably the closest guess yet)

 

The odds that when McGhee is sneaked out of Pittodrie in the back of a car they find Steve Paterson's dead remains when they open the boot?

 

No

Odds on Dons winning the championship? 

Winning the 1st Divison next season?

No and No

This game is shite. I'm gan hame.

This game is shite. I'm gan hame.

 

Its a pity McGhee wont 

Odds of being relegated after first two games?

Or odds of being relegated at start of season?

Odds re us dropping down 2 divisions in 2 seasons 

Odds of us going bust, getting kicked out the league and joining the Northern Junior 1st Division?

Odds of us getting to both cup finals and finishing bottom of the league?

just tell us teh fucking answer.

Odds on us getting into the top six?

odds on McGoo KEEPING his job if we loose to der Hun

Odds on us being bottom of the league tomorrow morning? What do i win?

Odds on us being bottom of the league tomorrow morning? What do i win?

 

 

If those are the odds it's worth a 50 quid punt!

Is it the number of posts in this thread before you tell us the fucking answer?

Odds on us being bottom of the league tomorrow morning? What do i win?

 

Winner! You get to go on a cruise in the north sea leaving on Sunday.

 

If those are the odds it's worth a 50 quid punt!

 

It really isn't.

It really isn't.

indeed

what bookies you using Mizer? Hills only get it at around 190/1

i got 280/1 on skybet this morning.

I need to change my bookmaker of choice, then.

Currently:

 

Hibs 2 Rangers 0

Dundee Utd 0 St Mirren 1

Hamilton 0 Kilmarnock 1.

 

Hmm.

so basically we may have to change the name of this thread to 'if mizer wasn't such a teasing jakey bawbag, how much cash could we all have won?'