Todays quiz, as the title states: If the answer is 287/1 - what is the question?

Minutes per goal scored by the mighty AFC?

Nope

the odds against us winning at Ibrox on Sat 

the odds against us winning at Ibrox on Sat 

 

Nope, way too low 

The odds of McGhee being in charge at the end of the season?

Nope

List any four of the  numbers in your avatar ?

 

Do I get a prize ?

List any four of the  numbers in your avatar ?

 

Do I get a prize ?

 

No but you get a can of Heineken for trying 

No but you get a can of Heineken for trying 

 

Appreciated, but got loads of those

 

Take it thats not really the answer you're looking for even thoughsstrictly speaking I have given a correct answer

The 'no' in my answer sort of suggests that 

The 'no' in my answer sort of suggests that 

 

Ooops, too busy listening to Leighton interview on Radio Scotland

Is it the ratio of people who said they'd turn up at the Calderwood protest to the number that actually turned up?

The ratio of empty seats to occupied seats last night?

 

 

Is it the ratio of people who said they'd turn up at the Calderwood protest to the number that actually turned up?

Possibly but not the one I'm looking for

 

The ratio of empty seats to occupied seats last night?

 

No that was only about 4/1

287 minutes of football, 1 goal for the dons.  I thought everyone knew that. 

 

But I've got a mate who collaborates with Velicka.

 

 

edit, ooooh 1 goal for our strikers in 287 minutes?  Come on mizer ya knob i've got work to do. 

Nope CTS.

 

For a clue its betting odds.

The number of minutes played to goals scored by maguire?

Our odds to win the league?

Odds for SAF to return?

Odds that I'll be next manager after I send in my CV with my football manager stats from the past 4 years?

Odds that Langfield will be our top goal scorer?

Odds for McGhee to be manager of the year?

The number of minutes played to goals scored by maguire?

 

Not sure whether that was an attempt at a dig....I've probably been the victim of an elborate fishing prank (or maybe not), but that'd actually be quite a respectable ratio.  Roughly a goal every three games.  Maguires current record is a goal every 10 games.

Not sure whether that was an attempt at a dig....I've probably been the victim of an elborate fishing prank (or maybe not), but that'd actually be quite a respectable ratio.  Roughly a goal every three games.  Maguires current record is a goal every 10 games.

 

Yeah i was thinking that during typing i just checked it is a goal every 900 minutes. I wish we were only losing a goal every 900 minutes - that'd be cool.

 

Saturdays a good place to start

The number of minutes played to goals scored by maguire?

 

Some one please give the turntable a nudge 

The number of posts stoney has made on the above subject in the last week divided by care factor?

Odds on Calderwood (Jimmy) being next Aberdeen manager?

Odds on Aberdeen being Relegated?

The number of posts stoney has made on the above subject in the last week divided by care factor?

 

My care factor is, and always will be 0 - making any possible division impossible 

The odds that when McGhee is sneaked out of Pittodrie in the back of a car they find Steve Paterson's dead remains when they open the boot?