Stuff wot i found on teh internetz

[rocket_scientist]

Cut to the chase rocket. did you crack one off to this event? If you didn't then you are gay.

I hate fucking poofs. I'm a man, me.

[fatjim]

I hate fucking poofs. I'm a man, me.

 

You've tried it though. That's good. At least you hate it based upon experience.

[rocket_scientist]

You've tried it though. That's good. At least you hate it based upon experience.

Not celeryness. I may hate it based on fear of liking it.

[fatjim]

Not celeryness. I may hate it based on fear of liking it.

 

That's a given and a taken.

[rocket_scientist]

That's a given and a taken.

Well if is is, I'll be the daddy.

[fatjim]

Well if is is, I'll be the daddy.

 

Stop coming on to me old man.

[rocket_scientist]

Stop coming on to me old man.

I would drown you in it young boy.

[fatjim]

I would drown you in it young boy.

 

Are we talking bukkake?

[rocket_scientist]

Are we talking bukkake?

I don't talk. I act.

 

Knowing about that particular process is as culpable as participating in it.

 

The bukkakee is a sorry specimen. A bukkakor is equally sad.

 

I just ejaculate on people in a light hearted, fun manner. Not that the random people on the bus or train always appreciate this.

 

[fatjim]

That sort of behaviour will get you on the register again.

 

Is there any way of getting further up the register like it is a ladder league?

 

I rape your wife and I go above you. You suck off my dog and you go above me.

 

might make it more competitive.

 

 

[CtS]

Rape my wife and you become the undisputed world heavyweight champion.

[fatjim]

Rape my wife and you become the undisputed world heavyweight champion.

 

It's not rape with your wife though. It's a mercy fuck. You can't get on the register for mercy fucks.

[rocket_scientist]

The fact that a story of a fish eating a cow turns into mercy fucks and the administering of oral sex upon a dog is a level of depravity not usual for the United Kingdom. Syria possibly, but not Great Britain.

 

I think I need a Campari and Soda to calm down. Or maybe a Cinzano or Pimms.

[glasgowdon]

The fact that a story of a fish eating a cow turns into mercy fucks and the administering of oral sex upon a dog is a level of depravity not usual for the United Kingdom. Syria possibly, but not Great Britain.

 

I think I need a Campari and Soda to calm down. Or maybe a Cinzano or Pimms.

 

Truly hideous beverage, the embodiment of evil. I can tell you a story about how I came to learn this if you make some toast.

[scotfree]

http://www.wimp.com/dogcourse/

 

LOL

[glasgowdon]

http://www.wimp.com/dogcourse/

 

LOL

 

Love how it's an instant DQ.

[scotfree]

http://www.wimp.com/truckdriver/

[scotfree]

[Penfold]

 

             

[Tyrant]

;D ;D

 

Spectacular!

[fatjim]

I'm surprised CTS even lets his wife out never mind making a total cunt of herself down the local and on the WWW.

[tlg1903]

awesome

[Kowalski]

[rocket_scientist]

The pope LOOKS like a child molester. Not that there is necessarily a template.

 

A man's life and thoughts are written in his face. Whereas I am the picture of health, wisdom and serenity, that weirdo looks sick. If me and the pope walked into a boozer, the chicks would all flock to me and the dogs would whimper under the table at the sight of the false white-robed cretin.

 

Not that dogs should be allowed in pubs. They stink. Cunts who go for a walk with the dog and come in for a swift one should fuck off. It's your ugly stinking hound. You deal with it and don't subject the rest of us with having to endure it's stupid face.

 

Then there's patrons who think dogs are cute and give it all this attention. They only think it's half cute really but by showering affection on it, not only do they feed the thick dog's insatiable need, they satiate their own. It's like they're proving to the rest of the pub that they are capable of giving love when the reality is that their stupid lickle lives are notable by a complete absence of love, both giving and receiving.

 

20+ degrees today, it's supposed to be. Absolutely magic. Golf this afternoon. The world is great.

 

[Kowalski]