Found something funny, odd or otherwise noteworthy?  Why not post it here so the rest of us can waste our live pointlessly sifting through frivolous junk like the ADO generation we are, too. YAY! 

 

Here's a blog of a guy ranting at cute animals.

 

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

 

EDIT: "What's this doing in M,G and M?" I hear you ask.  Well it should be in Off Topic but I'm a bit crap and fucked up. Is there an adult around who can move it? Thanks.

Aye that sounds like Sydney. Shit hole that it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CseO1XRYs9I

 

Everything sounds better with Samuel L. Jackson

Try putting "what defines an English person" into Google...

:lolabove:

Try putting "what defines an English person" into Google...

 

Literally just got told that this lunch time, highly amusing and probably one to do one one your private pc

Try putting "what defines an English person" into Google...

This is what happens when you get on a ScotRail train without a ticket:

 

 

Ive watched this a number of times and whilst i find it amusing the thing that is niggling at me is how desparate the boy was to get back on the train.

 

If Id been chucked off like that the last thing Id do would be to try to get back on particularly in such an aggressive (or desparate way).

 

I hope he was just a we ned who wasnt used to people taking action but at the same time I hope we dont see a news story in a couple of days of some boy turning up on a back road to Polmont with his throat cut

Shouldn't have tried to defraud scotrail then good on "the big man".

As much as people applauded the boy for picking him up and throwing him off. There is grounds for the young lad taking action because it is practically assault. Especially the way he throws him off the second time.

As much as people applauded the boy for picking him up and throwing him off. There is grounds for the young lad taking action because it is practically assault. Especially the way he throws him off the second time.

 

Fuck him 

I agree, fuck him but fatjim is spot on, the boy that fucked the wee arsehole off would be in bother, it isn't "practically" assault, it just is.

Probe after passenger throws fare-dodger off train

 

An investigation has been launched after a fare-dodger was hauled off a train by a passenger who stepped in to help the conductor.

 

The incident on the Edinburgh to Perth train was filmed and has received more than 300,000 hits on YouTube.

 

The footage, taken by a passenger on Friday, shows a youth refusing to pay for his ticket or get off the train.

 

A big man then gets up, grabs the youth and appears to throw him onto the platform at Linlithgow, West Lothian.

 

The man then twice stops the teenager getting back on the train before returning to his seat to a round of applause from passengers.

 

A ScotRail spokeswoman, said: "While we welcome the public's support of our zero-tolerance stance on anti-social behaviour, our staff are trained in conflict management and we do not expect members of the public to take matters into their own hands.

 

"We are investigating the incident, which appears to show a person travelling without a valid ticket, refusing to pay for the journey, and swearing at a staff member in full view of customers."

 

A British Transport Police spokesman, said: "We are aware of the YouTube video and our inquiries are ongoing.

 

"British Transport Police did not receive a complaint from anyone on the train at the time the incident is believed to have taken place."

As long as he doesn't write about assaulting someone on Facebook he should be fine.

Fuck him 

 

Correct.

 

If the cunt doens't want battered, the cunt should buy a cunting ticket.

That is what the transport police are for. As soon as he manhandled him he broke the law himself.

 

 

That is what the transport police are for. As soon as he manhandled him he broke the law himself.

 

Your point being?

mob mentality rules fat jim! Embrace it 

 

I get your point, but realistically, this guy should be lauded for his actions. Instead of moaning and being a fanny like everyone else on the train, he did something about it.

He shouldn't have had to. The ticket guy dealt with the situation very badly. he should have resolved it by calling the police and having the young lad lifted when they arrived at the station. The public shouldn't have to break the law in such a manner.

He shouldn't have had to. The guy ticket guy dealt with the situation very badly. he should have resolved it by calling the police and having the young lad lifted when they arrived at the station. The public shouldn't have to break the law in such a manner.

 

Right enough.

He shouldn't have had to. The guy ticket guy dealt with the situation very badly. he should have resolved it by calling the police and having the young lad lifted when they arrived at the station. The public shouldn't have to break the law in such a manner.

 

That was possibly the next step as the the conductor boy got the train to stop at the station and it wasn't going to leave until the guy got off the train.  I don't have a passenger losing patience with the situation.

The Transport Police had already been called apparently

The Transport Police had already been called apparently

 

Well then it should have been left to them to deal with it.

 

I see the lads dad is calling for the big man to be arrested.

 

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/289791/Charge-Big-Man-who-threw-my-son-off-train-in-ticket-row-says-dad

Well then it should have been left to them to deal with it.

 

I see the lads dad is calling for the big man to be arrested.

 

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/289791/Charge-Big-Man-who-threw-my-son-off-train-in-ticket-row-says-dad

 

His father is even more of a tosser than his boy.