Found something funny, odd or otherwise noteworthy?  Why not post it here so the rest of us can waste our live pointlessly sifting through frivolous junk like the ADO generation we are, too. YAY! 

 

Here's a blog of a guy ranting at cute animals.

 

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

 

EDIT: "What's this doing in M,G and M?" I hear you ask.  Well it should be in Off Topic but I'm a bit crap and fucked up. Is there an adult around who can move it? Thanks.

This got sent to me by e-mail today. Pity if the cute lickle animal pics don't come out but it's a good un nevertheless: -

 

 

 

There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one.

 

 

 

 

1.  How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The  correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

 

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator?

 

Wrong answer.

 

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of  your previous actions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.

All the animals    attend . . . except one.

Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

 

This tests your memory.

 

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and 

you do not have a boat.

 

How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct  Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

 

Have you not been listening?

 

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals

they tested got all questions wrong but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers.   

 

 

 

 

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

 

Its pretty fucking lame.  I dont see any mention on being taken up on animal cruelty for putting live animals in a fridge in thinking about repurcussions of previous activities.  The reason why a lot of people got questions wrong is because they are stupid fucking questions with stupid fucking answers.  The whole "you can only evaluate what is in front of you" ideal is all well and good but it does little for encouraging rational thought when you have to think of things like twenty foot tall fridges and animals of different species all huddling together to listen to a Lion  guest speaker. 

 

 

Its pretty fucking lame.  I dont see any mention on being taken up on animal cruelty for putting live animals in a fridge in thinking about repurcussions of previous activities.  The reason why a lot of people got questions wrong is because they are stupid fucking questions with stupid fucking answers.  The whole "you can only evaluate what is in front of you" ideal is all well and good but it does little for encouraging rational thought when you have to think of things like twenty foot tall fridges and animals of different species all huddling together to listen to a Lion  guest speaker.

 

You're just upset you didn't get an invite to the conference.

 

Get over it.

You're just upset you didn't get an invite to the conference.

 

Get over it.

 

Must have been an oldie since Andersen's went bust over Enron, assuming Anderson was spelt wrong.

 

The "consulting" division turned into Accenture who sponsored a mixed race golfer with a penchant for purely white trash poontang.

 

No wonder they missed the corporate shenanigans in the biggest (yet exposed) corporate fraud in history, inventing silly questions about animals, conferences and fridges instead of auditing the more far-fetched goings on by the Texan cheats. Bastards.

I got 1 to 3 wrong but 4 right. 

Well I think I have every right to be a bit miffed at not getting invited to the conference, jagers mum is forever calling me an animal :-)

Well I think I have every right to be a bit miffed at not getting invited to the conference, jagers mum is forever calling me an animal :-)

 

The souness of the womens game?  Amazing she stayed on the pitch!

 

 

Must be using one of these

 

instead of one of these

Worth a look? 

The souness of the womens game?  Amazing she stayed on the pitch!

 

 

More amazed that no one retaliated. I say amazed when I mean dismayed

After some clever footwork the young striker ruins a good opportunity by putting in a useless cross. Oh, hold on...

 

http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/7759

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgdIE2t8QkM?

please check out description on this ebay item 180726587776

 

please check out description on this ebay item 180726587776

 

 

What so funny about it Nigel?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp5197.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D180726587776%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

 

Bitter?

woman refs eh

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp5197.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D180726587776%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

 

Bitter?

 

hope he accepts local pick up as his wife clearly did.

woman refs eh

 

 

Many lols in here:

 

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/143701/what-is-the-worst-class-variable-function-name-you-have-ever-encountered

Aye, if you're into coding.

 

Which no normal person is.

Aye, if you're into coding.

 

Which no normal person is.

 

Many lols in here:

 

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/143701/what-is-the-worst-class-variable-function-name-you-have-ever-encountered

 

Declaring a new

char

called

izard

is always fun.