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Scottish Cup Semi-Final - Aberdeen v Celtic

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Oh look, another thread where the customers are always never right.   ::)

 

Doesn't matter how many facts you throw at him, even in the face of being humiliated he can't admit he's wrong.  Very childish indeed.

 

? ? ? - the Comedy Ali of Donstalk.

 

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You are a veritable cocktail of conundrums, cocktail-man. Mine's a pint of heavy.

 

Hey. Cunt. Are your lugs painted on? I said...  PINT OF HEAVY

 

Delivered at same emphatic decibel-level as the bad man who requested coffee in Jim Stall's diner in The History of Violence, the highlight of a distinctly average film.

 

But you continue to entertain, cocktail-concocter. The "Don't you have a shift you need to be doing" was a classic. Don't take it personally.

 

They don't do pints of Heavy in his bar  :(

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