I just want to hold dildo and have him tell me he likes me, is that too much to ask? 

I just really want Adam come and tell everyone what's a roll and what's a somersault. Handy as fuck.

I just want to hold dildo and have him tell me he likes me, is that too much to ask? 

 

Not at all. Sounds like something you'd be doing anyway.

I just really want Adam come and tell everyone what's a roll and what's a somersault. Handy as fuck.

 

It's hilarious you take offence to that!  Jesus... 

Oh no, I've made over 2000 posts.  I'm socially inept compared to dildobaggins.

 

Fuck, I'll have the social skills of minijc then!

Fuck, I'll have the social skills of minijc then!

 

Me, offence? Not me man.

Me, offence? Not me man.

 

You ARE an offence man!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I got you good! LOL!

Me, offence? Not me man.

 

I'm sorry.

Clearly.

Clearly.

 

How would you like me to prove it?

How would you like me to prove it?

 

Excellent. One LOL each from Bilbington and sloe slinger for me today. It's the rest of you cunts that are slacking.

Fuck knows min, spontaneous combustion?

Fuck knows min, spontaneous combustion?

 

I'll see what I can do.

That's hardly spontaneous.

That's hardly spontaneous.

 

You don't ask for much do you.

You're still mental I see, I give you a week. 

 

Not even close!

Not even close!

Not gone already is he?

Not gone already is he?

 

He is.

Oh look, another thread where the customers are always never right. 

 

Doesn't matter how many facts you throw at him, even in the face of being humiliated he can't admit he's wrong.  Very childish indeed.

 

? ? ? - the Comedy Ali of Donstalk.

 

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He is.

Whats he done this time?

Fishing?

 

No at all,

 

There's no shame in admitting that I don't know the relevance of a League game 4 years before I was born.

No at all,

 

There's no shame in admitting that I don't know the relevance of a League game 4 years before I was born.

 

It wasn't a league game. It was a Scottish Cup game and it started the run to Gothenburg.

 

Hang your head in shame!

It wasn't a league game. It was a Scottish Cup game and it started the run to Gothenburg.

 

Hang your head in shame!

 

 

Happy now?!

 

Happy now?!

Depends on how literal that emoticon is?