I thought we could do with a thread to discuss our impending relegation (or survival).

I think we're doomed. I'm starting to come to terms with over 120 years of top flight football coming to an end.

Watergate, MPs expenses, Post Office scandal, and now from the courier....

A new spin off civil war between the 'chippy' and 'chippie' factions to begin shortly

So basically Tories call them Chippers. Got it 

Reformists call them chippies.

There was a headline in the P&J last week that called it a chipper.

36 minutes ago, swaddon said:

Reformists call them chippies.

 

27 minutes ago, Jupiter said:

There was a headline in the P&J last week that called it a chipper.

There you go. If it's in the P&J, then it must be right.

24 minutes ago, tom_widdows said:

 

Fake news.

Oh dear…

The loony chippies are clutching at straws now.

‘The problem with chippers, is eventually you run out of other people’s chips’ 

Same story, different stories.

Probably affects McInnes' Aberdeen legacy that.

A couple of years ago I saw Derek coming out of the Lido CHIP SHOP in Helensburgh. Can't remember anyone signing for Killie shortly after though

1 hour ago, Brochred said:

A couple of years ago I saw Derek coming out of the Lido CHIP SHOP in Helensburgh. Can't remember anyone signing for Killie shortly after though

Even that annoys me about him. There’s much better chippy options in Helensburgh

Its just lazy 

1 minute ago, Mason89 said:

Even that annoys me about him. There’s much better chippy options in Helensburgh

Its just lazy 

Yet @Brochred never said that he was carrying his takeaway. Perhaps he'd gone in for a shite, or just to tell them that their sign was missing a few letters. 

32 minutes ago, RicoS321 said:

Yet @Brochred never said that he was carrying his takeaway. Perhaps he'd gone in for a shite, or just to tell them that their sign was missing a few letters. 

Sorry for giving only half the story, but he did come out of the Lido with a beige coloured package, which, if he had any sense, would have included a breaded fish (even though the fish down here is an abomination compared to the pearls of the sea haddock you get in the Broch) or a haggis pudding (but I agree with Mason here the Lido isn't the best (certainly not haggis anyway) I could not tell if the package included a mock chop or a King rib, but it definitely wouldn't have been a white or red pudding supper. There isn't a bog in the Lido but he could have been complaining about the sign...

50 minutes ago, Mason89 said:

Even that annoys me about him. There’s much better chippy options in Helensburgh

Its just lazy 

He just went in to tell them it's a f*cking chipper.

He maybe learnt more than we thought when he managed us.

 

A question we've all avoided on this relegation thread, but what does Stephen Robinson call it?

Can confirm a friend from Bangor calls it "the chip".

1 hour ago, Panda said:

A question we've all avoided on this relegation thread, but what does Stephen Robinson call it?

Can confirm a friend from Bangor calls it "the chip".

I'm not aware of any Broch connection to N.Ireland

20 hours ago, Panda said:

Same story, different stories.

Probably affects McInnes' Aberdeen legacy that.

McInnes overthinking the conversation and deciding to make changes that devalue the experience - surely not?

Maybe stating the obvious now, but I would say that’s us realistically completely safe (if not quite mathematically). Three games to go and St. Mirren are 7 points back and Kilmarnock are 6 behind. Bear in mind they still have to play each other, worst case is they both pick up 7 points or St. Mirren pick up 9 and Kilmarnock 6. If we weren’t to pick up a single point more and that were to occur they could catch us. They are worse off by a goal difference of 10 and 12 at the moment, possibly if the scenarios described did occur this could be within reach. But ultimately it would take quite a series of results for us to end up 11th now. 

Fuckin wrong ‘uns. 

Boooooo…..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cqxpr15wggzo?app-referrer=deep-link

There's a chipper in Burton on Trent called Angelo's Chippery, which just adds a whole new dimension to the debate.

EDIT: It's actually permanently closed now.

Edited May 3May 3 by swaddon

32 minutes ago, swaddon said:

 

EDIT: It's actually permanently closed now.

No wonder. Shitebags should’ve picked a side* 

 

 

* chippy