I thought we could do with a thread to discuss our impending relegation (or survival).

I think we're doomed. I'm starting to come to terms with over 120 years of top flight football coming to an end.

42 minutes ago, swaddon said:

I'm not fussed who wins it, as long as we're still in it next season.

This.

51 minutes ago, swaddon said:

I'm not fussed who wins it, as long as we're still in it next season.

I agree with you on the comment mate, but the scenario is fkn shite no matter what way we look at it. (thanks a lot dave) 
The reality of the situation is clear. We are in real danger of playing our football in the fukin championship next season and there is a 99% chance that the winners of the SPL this season are either the huns or the fkn diet huns. It disna really get much worse that that does it 

Especially if you add in England winning the World Cup!! 

Edited April 7Apr 7 by Goldie03

18 minutes ago, Goldie03 said:

Especially if you add in England winning the World Cup!! 

Moderators!

Fixtures confirmed

 

Killie (H)  Saturday 25th

Livi (A)    Friday 1st May

Utd (H)   Saturday 9th

St Mirren (H)  Tuesday 12th

Dundee (A)  Sunday 17th

20 minutes ago, BigAl said:

Fixtures confirmed

 

Killie (H)  Saturday 25th

Livi (A)    Friday 1st May

Utd (H)   Saturday 9th

St Mirren (H)  Tuesday 12th

Dundee (A)  Sunday 17th

I really don't want to be going into that Dundee game with work still to be done cos that's a horrible final fixture if so. 

1 minute ago, tlg1903 said:

I really don't want to be going into that Dundee game with work still to be done cos that's a horrible final fixture if so. 

Couldn't agree more.

First two post split fixtures are massive for us. Win them and we'll be ok I reckon 😉

Maybe we could take Niall McGinn back for that last day as he has previous in that fixture 😂

20 minutes ago, tlg1903 said:

I really don't want to be going into that Dundee game with work still to be done cos that's a horrible final fixture if so. 

Especially as Killie are home to Livingston at the same time.

Three away games for Killie, including to us.

If we can't pick up more points than them then we really should just liquidate and all support curling or something.

I knew I should have stopped supporting Aberdeen on 24 May 2025. Should have retired at the top.

2 hours ago, Goldie03 said:

Especially if you add in England winning the World Cup!! 

 

1 hour ago, RicoS321 said:

Moderators!

You're saved getting one of these  after review by VAR Panel and because having met you in Munich or possibly Madrid I know you're a good person so I put in a good word for you. 👍

Thanks Al appreciate that haha 

Time to meet again I reckon Munich was 18 years ago 

I'll be at the Livi game 

Edited April 7Apr 7 by Goldie03

50 minutes ago, Goldie03 said:

Time to meet again I reckon Munich was 18 years ago 

I'll be at the Livi game 

Having sat through the one earlier this season, not sure I could survive another visit there without copious amounts of alcohol and I normally have to drive to get to Livingston 🙄

We got the fixtures we should have got home & away so no complaints there.

There is a chance Livi will be down by the time we play them which would help, but it would have been better if that one was a little later in the fixture list just to make sure.

Our fate is in our hands, no excuses, but hell mend every one of those fuckers if they take us down… 😡

3 hours ago, BigAl said:

Having sat through the one earlier this season, not sure I could survive another visit there without copious amounts of alcohol and I normally have to drive to get to Livingston 🙄

I managed with only 2 rums in November and I wasn't gonna drink until after my grandbaby arrives but being sober at Dunfermline was not great 🤣

2 hours ago, Goldie03 said:

I managed with only 2 rums in November and I wasn't gonna drink until after my grandbaby arrives but being sober at Dunfermline was not great 🤣

That’s because you went shopping. I’m thinking Livi too. Had decided I wasn’t going back but feel a compelling need to give support. 

I shall be delighted to be at Livi with you then Ajja 😉 and we know where the chippy is 

7 hours ago, BigAl said:

 

You're saved getting one of these  after review by VAR Panel and because having met you in Munich or possibly Madrid I know you're a good person so I put in a good word for you. 👍

Willie Collum is going to be all over this come Monday

22 minutes ago, Goldie03 said:

I shall be delighted to be at Livi with you then Ajja 😉 and we know where the chippy is 

It's a chipper

15 hours ago, CurlsLikeTattie said:

It's a chipper

here we go again 😄 As it all really depends where you come from, but at the end of the day whether you call it a Chippy or a Chipper as long as you order a Mock Chop Supper when you visit the establishment then all can be forgiven for whatever you refer to that establishment as 🤨

Edited April 8Apr 8 by Blow.Up.Sheep

It’s a chippy. 

You’ve no idea how much you all sound like slack jawed wurzels when calling it a chipper.  

We're not Wurzels. We're teuchters. Well, some of us are.

1 hour ago, Don Julio said:

We're not Wurzels. We're teuchters. Well, some of us are.

Teuchters are from the highlands and there (as it seems to be everywhere other than Aberdeen and its adjacent shire) it is a chippy.

1 hour ago, tom_widdows said:

Teuchters are from the highlands and there (as it seems to be everywhere other than Aberdeen and its adjacent shire) it is a chippy.

I sorry but I have to disagree. Teuchters are from anywhere further north of Aberdeen than (and including) Newmachar and further west than Kingswells.

Otherwise, why would the bus to Newmachar, or any bus that isnae a toon bus, be called the teuchy bus?

Edited April 8Apr 8 by CurlsLikeTattie

4 hours ago, Mason89 said:

It’s a chippy. 

You’ve no idea how much you all sound like slack jawed wurzels when calling it a chipper.  

Sound like Wurzels.....you don't even want to know what they call stuff in the west country. They're a proper funny breed (I can say that, I live on the Dorset side of the Dorset / Somerset border!)

Edited April 8Apr 8 by CurlsLikeTattie