Slim

Compare Mulligan’s run for their 2nd with Aouchiche’s a few minutes earlier.

Goal or not, it comes from a direct ball forward from Knoester.

Our attacks are remarkably similar to my wife aimlessly circling a half-empty car park trying to find a parking space she’s happy with.

FFS just tackle the cunt.

Our defence always shit their pants when playing against Youan. He’d win the Balon D’Or if he played against us every week.

Fucking Aouchiche is winding me up with all of these stupid flicks. He’s lost possession at least half a dozen times in the 2nd half trying and failing to scoop it over a United player’s head.

Keskinen and Shinnie as wing backs should be interesting.

Football fans who follow social media accounts of players’ relatives are without exception absolute wrong ‘uns and belong on a register.

Given out to top Dons IIRC. Looks like the same one I have although I don’t have a certificate.

Corrected that for you.

Fucking Mitov

I think it’s PTSD from previous games against an on-the-ropes Old Firm team where we’ve gone in far too cautiously as if we’re playing the 1970 Brazil team and allowed them to give us a morale-boosting humping.

Are we sure we’re not taking Clarkson’s issue with sitting on the bench too literal? My interpretation was “I need to be playing not sitting on the bench” rather than “I refuse to sit on the bench”. Of course, it could just be complete bollocks to begin with.

The NYC mayor election gives a little optimism. If the Democrats could shake themselves free of Schumer & Co and de-age Bernie Sanders by about 20 years and really lean into the healthcare and affordability issues then the people would follow I think. But they won’t, and they won’t.