What about this one (to European song, bear with me on a few lines):
He is a Don, he's Mark McGhee
He's not our first choice, but neither were we
He's gonna do it, we hope like fuck he'll do it
He's gonna do it for you....
He told the Jambos to fuck off
He begged the tims for a job
When the light of day showed there was no way
He was a Dons man through and through. Ohhhhhh....
Or we could just go with:
aberdeen aberdeen aberdeen.
aberdeen aberdeen aberdee-een.
aberdeen aberdeen aberdeen
aber-dee-en
A-BER-DEEN !