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Your ma is so fat she looks like you.

He's like a sixteen piece chunky puzzle that you couldn't finish.

Not guilty.

I've been watching Red Riding, again, on More 4. Superb.

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti. Cool.

Judging on performance alone nobody, except the real young guys, should be safe.

How does it know I'm wanking though?

Ok, scratch that. What's the difference between blue blocks and yellow blocks apart from the colour?The numbers people have seem to vary. THIS IS IMPORTANT

What do the coloured blocks under the usernames mean? I demand red blocks and not blue.

What a fucking team. I don't like to speak ill of the dead but this picture would lend itself to Porterfield being the worst. Having a large part of those resources available and still fucking it up is unforgivable. But it's Alex Miller for me. Ebbe was a mystery, Paterson was a drunk, McGhee was really shit but at least I thought (and in McGhee's case knew) they gave a shit. Miller treated us with contempt. Cunt.

I like this picture.

I'll take your word for it floppy.

That's right, you had a great day out doing the conga.

Stoney in non secateurs shocker.

Did someone delete you

Goalkeeping coach is a vital position, welcome back Jim. I take your point that you can't polish a turd though. No amount of coaching will replace that extra 5% of natural talent that sperates the better players. Apropos to nothing, you were saying how shit Donstalk was this morning so the question is, what the fuck are you posting for?

Granted but if we all accept that a youth system is our only way forward then cash offers like that for our players should never be rejected.

Calderwood has bene known tyo speak shite but fuck me, if true, the person who rejected it should be shot.

It'll be a leveraged buy out, the debt will just go someplace else. I wish one of the richest people in the country owned us

4 or 5 years ago I had the misfortune of going to ICT at Pittodrie on the 30th December. We won 1-0, last minute Nicholson penalty. Epic cold.

They need something to capture the imagination, if that's a novice leftfield (Clarke) or someone exotic (as much as a 65 year old can be) like gorgeous George to make us a real unit. Stark, Macpherson, Williamson, Hughes etc need not apply.

I think the rest of the season is transition. I've written it off for him

Been sick all week, lazy night tonight and out for dinner tomorrow under duress.

The new manager has to do what everyone else does, mould a team out of the available resources. McGhee wasn't capable from day one. Let's hope the new man is.

Unless your name is Mark McGhee.