My kids found that one a while ago. I found it funny to start with but after hearing it constantly for the last 2 months I'm ready to tell them Santa isn't real.
One circus to another.
There was a newsflash on SSN last night "Hearts tell SSN that 33 of their players have now been paid".
When that's a positive press release then you know you're fucked.
If football is a product, and that's how the Chairman of our club describes the fitba, we can hardly complain when customers use their spending power how they want.
Our "product" isn't fit for purpose.