Tyrant

Not to take anything away form Niall but I dare say we made him a very good offer. Well done to the board as I dare say we've broken the bank for this. Now we just need Mr. McGinn to carry on from where he's left off goal-scoring-wise.

http://www.afc.co.uk/articles/20130517/niall-mcginn-pledges-his-future-to-the-dons_2212158_3181986 McGinn stays.

I really hope the injury is the reason for the awful showing on clay courts this year and the injury isn't a means of giving up on the clay court season.

I've always admired MBT's unwavering faith and optimism.

Retired due to hip injury.

On the verge of being pumped out by some random retard again on clay. Odd given that a slower surface like clay should suit the more defensively minded players in theory.

You're forgetting about Chris Clark's long anticipated return to fitness being like a new signing.

Vigurs isn't a bad shout. My girlfriend's brother is mates with him. I think they went through youth setups at Aberdeen and/or Inverness together.

Aye but this place is hoachin' wi' Mancs, remember.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22535083 One of two things will happen. 1. Niall will say "LOL no thx" OR 2. Niall will sign after a long, drawn out wage saga and then turn to pish.

Get it up all of you with yer musical snobery. May I refer you back to:

Aye. So was the Govan Alex Ferguson clown.

Moby.

Mav, as an AFC football club fan I have been rigorously trained to expect exactly that. It's not even news to me.

Heard the same. Wouldn't be against the cunt being our cunt. Not a bad player? Certainly better than what we've got now which is nothing.

I find Coldplay to be generally very uplifting.

We're Aberdeen. We can't attract the best players. And Al.. I think he was on a two year deal but even we can afford the family bag of Skittles required to pay him off.

Canna really argue too much with any of that. I would like to have seen Chris Clark on the "Free to look for a new club" list like. Don't suppose anyone would take him though.

Fit's with you always watching shite films, Jager? In a complete contrast I watched Lady & The Tramp at the weekend for the first time since I was a kid. Fucking hell. I was not prepared emotionally for that.

Just a rumour at this stage.

The rumour I'm hearing now is that Clangers is off (to St. Mirren) because McInnes has told him he's bringing in a new #1. #pray

I don't blame them. We've never had any success with a Weegie at the helm.. oh wait..

I heard that Milsom and Fallon are oot. Osbourne will be offered a new deal.

I thought they used the bat for hitting boots in the changing room? That's what I understood anyway?