PittodrieGoesBerserk

Agreed Tradesman. It's got to be remembered that the four strikers are not going to be playing at the same time.

I think Hearts will be in the mix for third too. There was nothing separating us from them last season yet we finished fourth and they came eighth. Now they have a manager, they will be back up the table. Personally I don't think Utd will be in the top four, they will struggle to replace Kerr, Robson and Hunt. It'll be Hearts, Motherwell and (fingers crossed) us in the battle for European places.

Here's the quote: Suggests it's nae a misquote.

Sorry, should've added more info. The EE quotes Jimmy Nicholl as saying that Jamie Smith will fill in at left-back for tonight's friendly against Rietvogels.

I thought I'd seen every one of Tango's tactical permutations, but this one beats the lot.

Tango said in yesterday's paper that he's not interested in Warren Cummings.

I hadn't had an issue with the speed until a couple of days ago, and now it is often very slow.

Yaaaaaaaaaaas/Booooooooooooooo, we've won/lost against some lower league pish/unknown Dutch pish/Champions' League-winning pish !! I hope that [trialist A] gets to fuck, and [youngster X] went to my school and acted the cunt so despite his goal/hat-trick/stellar performance he can get to fuck/Dundee/Neptune. I'm never getting a season ticket again/thinking fucking hell it's only a fucking pre-season friendly for fuck's sake.

No transfer fee, no signing on fee and piddling wages for a 19-year-old striker with potential plus SPL and European experience who a number of top-division sides would be delighted to have on their books. Sounds good to me.

I know Buchan did - he was a midfielder - but Dow must've been playing in midfield then too, and he was a left back. Warner Anderson Perry Whyte Smith Hart Mayer Buchan Dow Jess Winters That's fuckin terrifying. I like the way that only 14 minutes after Farts scored their 5th, Hegarty went all-out attack by putting Wyness on for Dow and Darren Young on for Mayer.No further goals were scored.

Outrageous. It was 35% of the original transfer fee.

How about this one? Let's play Guess the Formation too - as far as I can make out we have six defenders in the starting XI.

And some dinna!

Talk is of Severin going to Mordor in a straight swap for Gow. The player exchange is fine, but I'd be looking for at least £500,000 plus Gow. After all, Severin has about 9 years left in him going by Smith's signing history.

Has this move gone through yet? He would be ideal for us. Motherwell have had a few loanees/signings from the OF in recent years. I wonder if it's just because the players wouldn't have to move house?

That's correct manc_don. Fergie's speaking shit. Tango doesn't give a fuck about the youth system.

Yeah, there's no point in complaining about not getting someone we'd never heard of a week ago. There'll be a few of these before the end of the transfer window I'm sure.