Friedrichs Moustache

Saw that earlier today. Looked the chap up on youtube. Absolutely no way we could sign a player of his class. Unfortunately.

Got 8610 just for the European games. Really can't be arsed figuring out all the domestic games, but given a trip to Aberdeen is 300 miles all round, I'd say easily another 3000 or 4000 miles on top.

Caldwell?

Personally I don't think he should be valued at any more than we can afford to pay for him.

I'm pretty good defensively, and my passing is pretty good, but I panic with the ball at my feet. I'd guess that makes me Karim Touzani.

It's a refreshing change offering a player a new deal this early. It's also nice to see Milne not jumping at the first quick buck to come his way.

You sure? I reckon you're thinking of Robbie Winters.

I went for Jacobean, purely for the delicious irony given he is a hun.

Interesting. Good player. Let's hope it's true.

And a left back, left winger, central defender and quality striker with pace.

Tesco Direct. Me and my pals are getting a £60 6 man tent for Download.

Seems quite highly rated.

Good. Chuck the cunts out straight after the final whistle. Inform the police that a team of surveyors are booked to inspect the South Stand at 21:35. But of an odd time for an inspection. but nevermind.

Hopefully Milne doesn't do another 'Ferrie Bodde'. By all accounts Dixon's a quality young left back. Not heard much about the other lad.

That's the first thing I thought too.

Now, I await endless, relentless mocking for this. Lorenzo Davids is utterly amazing in Football Manager. Left back or Left wing. If he's half as good in real life as he is on that, he'll be the best left back we've had in a decade.

Going away to Athens, Madrid and Munich with the old man were some of the best experiences of my life. Albeit Madrid was a bit of a damp squib. Obviously the semi-finals wee a huge anti-climax, but over all I'm still proud of what the club has done this season. Roll on splitting the Old Firm next year.

Well said, but you know as well as I that people love a moan. If there's nothing important to moan about, something more tenuous must take it's place.

There' a difference between looking for a problem, and figuring out what it actually is...

How does he explain Richie Byrne then...?

I'm assuming it's a pay at the gate game then?

Think about it as wanting Motherwell to lose then.

AFC is the most important thing for me. Another UEFA Cup run would allow for further investment in the squad.

There's no way we'd afford Goncalves. The Jambos love him.

Made the same bet with Chunk's good lady 3 months ago.