Friedrichs Moustache

Yeeehaw! de Visscher corner onto Touzani's napper by the sounds of it.

We'd need a huge favour from Hibs on the last day, who'll have nothing to play for. It wouldn't be like us to beat Rangers on the last day and still lose out on 3rd spot due to goal difference...

Probably, but could we not argue that given our recent exploits in the UEFA Cup, and our higher coefficient, that we'd be a better representative. I've heard elsewhere that our entrant plays Torshavn or Elfsborg, then goes on to play the winner of the Latvia/Israel vs Wales/Republic of Ireland ties for the UEFA Cup spot. Almost guaranteed entry there.

Is it too late to apply for next seasons intertoto cup? At the minute it's between Hibs and Falkirk for Scotlands entrant, and I'm sure on the back of this years UEFA Cup performance we'd get in. In my opinion, having European football every season is very important, and add to that the possibility of getting back into the UEFA Cup, I'd say it was a good idea.

I'm not sure I agree. McNamara has performed incredibly poorly on every occaision I've had the misfortune of seeing the cunt play (for Aberdeen). Calderwood should have been able to see the positives of his experience are seriously outweighed by his serious misgivings as a footballer (nowadays anyway) and in terms of his attitude. I'm certain I'm not the only one who cringed when I saw McNamara on the team sheet. This is Calderwood's fault. The first two scenarios seem perfectly [;ausible, and as for the comment about Maybury, I agree, but I'm not sure about making a new player the captain. I feel Diamond deserves it, mainly because of his attitude and sheer determination. Also,though, I feel he deserves it because of the loyalty he showed by signing his contract.

Perhaps he is learning?

AFC Player of the season: Zander Diamond AFC Goal of the season: Smith's 1st vs Copenhagen Bounce of the season: Smith's 2nd vs Copenhagen Game of the season: Copenhagen AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): McNamara (For tricking us into thinking he's actually a footballer) And in other catagories SPL Cunt of the season: Walter Smith (traitorous cunt) SPL Shitest player of the season: Jackie McNamara Best grub award: Killie Best away boozer: Augustiner Bierhalle

06/07 with Russel Anderson: Goals against... 38 07/08 without Russel Anderson: Goals against (with 5 games remaining)... 53 This is what happens when you sell your best player and highly influential club captain. There is absolutely no way that utter shambles on Saturday would have taken place if Russ was still here. Lesson learnt? Not a fucking chance. Just you watch wiggy's arse shoot up into the air the next time a £5 note is on offer.

That's because you don't know me intimately sweetpea. Although I'll need to be a cadaver before you ever take an interest.

It's possible, but I think they're just high on a cocktail of methadone and ePower.

Well, it was a 5 day posting ban followed up by a 3 day full ban, but the place is just full of windae lickers so I sacked it. I may or may not have expressed a desire for the Rangers team to be involved in a plane crash. Not exactly my finest moment, but in my defence, I was only about 80% serious.

Hi, I'm Friedrich's Moustache, formerly known as DandyDons1903. Aquantaince of chunk, and Mizer licked my face in Munich. The Hat police have decided that I'm not suitable for their company anymore hence the reason I'm over here.