SWA

I hate when an outfield player goes in goal and everyone cheers when they make a save, like it's the best save ever, regardless of how shite it actually was.

The chat?

Like fuck they are. Surely not. Ah thought it was common knowledge we took ower Miller's contract fae the Jutes and it was just ower 3k a wik

We cannae hae many players on 4k a week though, if any?!? Ah guess our average wage is nearer 1k a week

Answered the question yersel min, the teams that have been in the Premiership, and are then relegated, get some sort of compensation up to 5 years (ah think) after they've been relegated. They prob take bigger risks because of the lure o' the Premiership and it's cash as well. The latest deal between Sky/BBC and the English Fitba league was worth over £260 million and starts next year if ah remember right.

GERINTAETHUMHEEDFURST

Tell me aboot it, he said it himsel saying that he didnae just go tae Celtic for 14k a week, he wanted tae play as well, but that Strachan wiz stoppin him. Think he'd be a crackin player for us but there's no way on earth we can afford tae even contemplate competing with that sorta wage. Championship football it is for Riordan then

Design of things to come

No point in us rushing 'Headlong' into the puns

On that note, wiz readin the ither day that Derek Riordan is on 14k a wik at the tattie-dome. At's kar-ay-zee!

http://www.thedandies.co.uk/messageboard/index.php?topic=3408.0

"Ab-Ur-Deeen" Repeat

Put the ball out of play twice wi his heel whilst he seemed to be in control of the ball

I have to be honest and say that I feel really sorry for him, he's spent a lot of time and money to get what he wants and that result has ruined it for him. It really is a shame as everyone else could see it coming, but he had the blinkers on the whole time and turned a blind eye to the obvious. It was always going to happen. This recent turn of events will really ruin him and I think people will turn against him now considering all his bleating in the press, the public can see through his obvious lies, and I think the press will really get torn into him now. This is going to cost him a hell of a lot of money as well...... Wait a sec...... This isn't the Mohammed Al Fayed - Diana Inquest thread?!?!?!?!??!

They are the Old Firm, that's why. Thread closed

The headband!

Only the Beatles were big min

1. TheChimp (x 1000) 2. Nessie Nespa! 3. mg_don (I hate the Huns) 4. E-P-K 5. Mizer 6. wee toon red 7. topcorner 8. Drewsome 9. Shakey heid man 10. JimmyJimmy 11. Dandy_Don 12. PKAMH - Signed : i hate those evil, ugly, retarded, racist, bigoted scum bags 13. BigAl - tbh I thought abody of a non Hun persuassion , hated them 14. Penfold 15. Things 16. Mini 17.Tuuubes-first post declaring my hatred for the scum,lovely stuff 18. RealRedArmy - its a no-brainer, really.. 19. Madbadteacher 20. Craig_Don (And the Tims...and the Arabs...and the Jambos...in fact all non-Aberdeen Scottish league teams) 21. chief wiggum 22. dundee_red 23. K-9 has dog-breath because he licks dog bum 24. Sooth_stander (with a vengence) 25. Ajja - Is there a stronger word ? Hate is too tame. 26. GlasgaeSheep 27.Chubbs80s- they are scum 28.d1nk11 29.Iversen 30. Don Incognito Oh dear only 30, I thought ABODY hated the evil minks. 31. thomsod 32. LeakyLaDon 33. OCTAVION. 34. jimmythered74 the huns are dirty orange basterds !! Hate them with a capital H 35. Madre-di-dio(t) Moi aussi, justice was well-served, despite the ref's attempts at gifting them numerous free kicks for fuck all. 36. innesciver - Minky B**tards 37. Mentorred 38.Wayne'o - Dirty orange bastards 39. Sneckie 40. One Bobby Clark 41. Minky huns 42. Reekie_Red Hate Rangers 42. Manc_don - BOO to Rangers! 43. Jimmys_Gut - fucking minkers 44. Fergie83 - Fuck the huns 45. NorthernLights - We fucking hate Rangers, we fucking hate Rangers..... 46. Elgin Red 47. Don4eva 48. caledonia 49. Don of The Red - With a passion! 50. Markylanegan - soap dodgers ! 51. redenek. (anyone who can read or write should) 52. capitalsharpie -oh fuk aye. born hating them 53. Ayrdons - where i come from im surrounded by them - what i would do for a bell tower and a high powered sniper rifle !! 54. IASM - Smelly, knuckle dragging, soap dodging Bigoted b'strds 55. Bobby Biscuit - also surrounded by them, but thankfully, I'm several rungs up on the evolution ladder. Cunts to a man (monkey). 56. Scotfree - Can smell the Bastards 12000 miles away!! 57. the soof king - hun bastards 58. Shabba Ranks - No loving from me for these c*nts 59. Boboisared 60. Makaveli - Stinking hun cunts 61. Stonefish100- Scumbags to a man. If you see somebody being a cunt in the street, 90% chance he is a hun. Fucking hate em all 62. Brownie - Giro chasing minks 63. PTKDon 64. glasgowdon - cunts 65. Mentorred 66. SWA

Roger Mitchell turned doon 40million

Well 'at tells us all we need tae ken on yer knowledge of music min.

You're not a fan of The Rolling Stones? Were Bush nae huge in the States? Am sure Coldplay have a massive followin ower there an a'? Fit aboot The Kinks? The Animals? The Police? Dire Straits? Def Leppard? New Order? Billy Idol? Eurythmics? The Clash? Radiohead have done aright ower there.

Roger Mitchell's fault

Well dun tae the lad though