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Calderwood must be the maist infuriating manager around. I'd love to ken fit goes on in his heed at times. Nae replacing Anderson has been the biggest mistake at the club this season, swiftly followed by our lack of signing players to longer contracts before January.

I'd bet that ye were all excited with the squad we had at the start o the season though? It's just nae worked oot for a variety o reasons. The big problem for me has been the out-o-contract players. Someone's gotta be held accountable for that. It's obviously unsettled the squad.

George Burley's Ipswich team

Deek Yung's done well for us

Gettin' rid o' Darren Fuckin' Mackie I swear if ye were tae take a neutral tae Pittodrie they'd think that wiz his full name.

Where'd this come fae?

Deek Yung's never seen the light of day.

Nae idea. I thought we still had him, fingers crossed he's gone already though

I was meaning gamble in the sense that there was a risk he widnae work oot as he was taking a step up a level from his previous club. Agree wi the rest o' yer post though.

Sorry ma man, I meant Jonathan Smith, nae Jamie

Only 10? I'm nae surprised that Lovell and Touzani are mentioned here, although I'd have liked to have seen both o' them given a longer run in the team, (Lovell with the same strike partner for a number of weeks and Touzani as a holding midfielder) Soutar, Should never have been signed in the first place McNamara, Just hasn't worked Mackie, The fact he only scored his 50th Aberdeen goal in the Dnipro game says it all Byrne, Played brilliantly against Copenhagen but isnae good enough Young, He's nae going to take us forward is he? Surprised abody but he's nae good enough Duff, See Soutar Foster, Sh*te D. Smith, Who? Mair, See Soutar/Duff De Visscher, Gamble that disnae look like working Bus, See De Visscher Nicholson, If he wanted to be at this club, he'd have signed already. Don't wanna lose him (EDIT) Jonathan Smith (nae Jamie ), See D. Smith Add Lovell and Touzani tae that and that's 15 players that could/should go.

She's had mair banging than a Resurrection at the Commodore

SWA - Sheep With Attitude Supposed tae be in Munich the day, but the missus fucked it up for me. Bint