Jupiter

The best bit of AFCON is always the witch doctor shenanigans.

Like most pop stars, she can't actually sing.

Some of you guys sound like communists, what the hell is wrong with you?

Mason talking bollocks as usual, there are nutters in every age group.

I see the BBC can't be bothered showing highlights of our game tonight.

Jess was never the same after he broke his leg, and playing in midfield was a mistake.

Surely the Nancy bhoy can't survive this

I thought he'd been deid for about 30 years. I wonder how many other people I think are deid are actually still alive.

Still never going to happen

I don't know why some of you guys are being optimistic, we're going to get hammered tonight.

VAR isn't the problem, it is just a TV replay. The problem is that a lot of referees are incompetent, see the Inter - Liverpool game yesterday for example. That was a blatant dive yet the ref still gave a penalty.

Still never going to happen

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I suppose there will be the usual 12 minutes of injury time to screw us over

One goal up with a few minutes left, we've seen how this ends before.