TheDonbytheDee

I don't think I have ever seen an Aberdeen player, look so disinterested playing for us, especially these past few weeks. On paper it was a cracking signing and it wasn't just Aberdeen fans saying it at the time, but the reality was, he really wasn't what we needed. He will have to change his approach to fitba, as he has now played for Bologna, Lecce and now Aberdeen, in a short space of time, whilst doing nothing of note for any of us. I know we are a basket case, footballing wise, but can't just be the fault of the clubs, that he is failing.

Despite it being a shit kick off time for myself, the tickets have just been purchased. I kidded myself I wasn't going and then I thought back to last May and I was suddenly back in.

A couple of our acquaintance, have just informed us they have a fallout shelter in their back garden of their Aberdeen home. Built underground, for maximum safety. They both read every bit of conspiracy shit online, for the past few years and are now at the point where it is really impacting their mental health. I'd laugh, but they have an eight year old Son and this can't be doing him any good. He already has to suffer overnight 'survival trips', for when Armageddon comes.

Aye, bloody Norwegians.

I'd settle for a manager, any manager, who can consistently win games of fitba and get the most out of a squad of players.

If they still owe us money for the dog botherer, then it highlights that we should never do business with them. If Cameron was a £400k fee. He isn't getting game time at Ibroke and out on loan after six months. Not a great look. We may also want to see how he does over the remainder of the season, before we try and buy him. One half decent game against Raith, doesn't make a player.

He's backtracked on Tarrifs and also sounds like a shift in his Greenland/Iceland position. For those more in the know than me. Does he have any moderates in his cabal, that can point out potential shitstorms he creates.

Daft Punk - Doin' It Right

Seconded. It would be saving them from another Dens Park 86. Who could play the Albert Kidds role in that scenario? Milanovic?

What a shit time for a fitba match on a Saturday night. I take it it's on that Sports channel, hence the dumb time. Modern fitba is pish.

Scarlet - Independent Love Song

It's a big anniversary for them this year though and they are on track to emulate it, out of the cup already. I'm as comfortable as I can be, of them winning the league, as it won't rid them of their FIVE top flight relegations and two administrations. Doesn't matter how bad we are, Hearts will always be shyte.

Doves - Black and White Town

Usually Twitter. They have been right about things at times too, but I think Robinson is a wind up.

Our Summer signings don't usually work out much better either. I wish I shared your optimism.

Aztec Camera - Working in a Goldmine.

Has to be someone on the wind up.

Hank Williams - Your Cheating Heart.

So we've signed a 22 year old defender on loan, with limited first team experience and potentially a striker, whose main claim to fame is impressing against us. Bring on Livi.

But we are dealing with a deranged person, who has surrounded himself with even more deranged people. I think he and his cabal of cunts have passed the point of no return now. I hope the EU find some balls to deal with it, as I wouldn't be expecting anything from the UK.

I'd take Porteous if he was an option.

They could sell off the bonds, along with other countries, to China preferably, but I doubt it would happen. We are too wedded to America and that has come at a price, which we are now seeing. There is little Starmer can do in this battle. I am sure talks are happening behind the scenes and hopefully Trump pulls back from taking Greenland, but I can't see it. He is too far into this now to back down.

You need a drink to rock up and watch us play at the moment. That said, we're not bad enough yet that I would be paying to drink Madri or Fierce lager.

I Would go along with that. The yanks are very precious about their flags. Remember when Sinead O'connor burnt one on stage many years ago? Still wouldn't change anything sadly. Keith is only thinking on how to keep the 'special relationship', special. America can take Greenland tomorrow and fuck all the UK or the UK can do about it.

Name one thing or more, that Starmer could have done that would have made a difference to this nonsense?