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World's shortest man dies: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8569166.stm Let's try and keep the puns to a minimum!

Meeting's off, this was posted on Mad:

Well the race was pish. I don't think removing the refueling has enhanced the entertainment, as the pit stops are just a procession now - all done in 4 - 4.5 seconds.

Somebody's put all of Peter Graves scenes from Airplane on to one video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sp-BYkOGkw Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

The main reason I missed one home game this season was because the football on display has been awful for most of the season, and I had something better to do that night. If they don't sort it out on the pitch, I'm not renewing my season ticket.

Yes but we wouldn't have been if he'd produced the run of form he has for Motherwell.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8567400.stm He was brilliant in Airplane!

Still not convinced what all the fuss is about.

Should be a cracking season this year. First time I've really looked forward to a new season for a long time. Four teams all looking very strong (Red Bull, McLaren, Mercedes, Ferrari). It's gonna be good!

Does anyone know the difference in prize money between 4th and 7th in the league?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8562386.stm Sounds like it's all kicked off!

Correct. And Langfield's form has dipped since Leighton left.

Sensationalist pish. There are a few morons in our support. Fact. I don't think either of them deserve personal abuse at Pittodrie, they are two of the finest players we've ever had. Nobody is above criticism though.

Agreed, he's given a good interview there. I personally hope his time with the club has not finished.

Famous last words but I quite fancy our chances, mainly for the reasons above. I don't think they will sit in and try and hit us on the break. Hopefully the team and management have sorted themselves out during the extended break.

If there's a worse commentator then Clive Tyldesly then I've never heard him.

http://twitpic.com/17joob Win a creme egg signed by Ricky Foster!

Arsenal on fire tonight, without Fabregas. Anybody else think they're on for winning something this season? EPL could be a good shout looking at the fixtures...

The documentary is being shown on BBC2 this Sunday night.

What, knocking at people's doors trying to raise money for the club?

The Bubble, BBC2 - seems to be a helluva lot of hassle for a half hour of below par's entertainment on a Friday night. Eddie Izzard Marathon Man, BBC3 - what an achievement, but 10 hours for a marathon? Sloppy!