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Jager is usually so blootered that he can't run so you've got that one wrong

Na, na min, since 'Red ones' Tommy Solberg left

An eruption of anger. The smell of burnt hair in the air. Just minutes ago AFC security tried to sneak Calderwood out in the boot of a family saloon. It didn't work. Crowds set upon the vehicle, one man ended up plaited around the axel, they ripped Calderwood out of the back and at that point we became ominously aware of a 25 foot wicker phallus. Seconds later Jimmy was ablaze. Sheets of flame dancing to the beat of primitive animal justice. This is Steven Duff, at Pittodrie, for Reporting Scotland

Never got my ticket, he was invited along already. Will be fun winding him up at the Jewel in the Crown on our works night out on Saturday.........steamboats!

The Kennel in Stoney was bouncin after that game Fuck Martin O'Neill................

One of THEM from my work is going in the RDS on Saturday, I'd have ended up 'outing' him before not too long if I'd taken up the offer of ticket for that section

On the Jager last night I presume? You heard from superyacht Baz recently?

Och, dinna rattle his beads any more!

Incorrect - My archive of games from 20001-2002 remains intact (somewhere) Hemmin, did I interrupt yer mornin tug earlier?!

So these youngsters are banned, bet they'll still be going to Pittodrie like loads of others with bans

Was not enough for Pele Paterson though!

Level of anger will be guaged o how many hun tops I see on the bus fae Torrytown the morn! (and how many lagers I can scoop in 20 minutes!)

Yer Jinx lp has been sticking for years min! Onyway, Reekie is the real jinx mind!

I've nae seen us get beat since the Athletico game min!

If anyone knows of spare ticket for the South Stand, please drop me a PM

Anyone who saw the state of my eyes on Thursday will know my funniest moment! Hint : Dinna rub yer tired eyes after eatin McDonalds chips covered in salt!

The ICT games dinna really feel like a derby coz there's nae any real heat between the two sides/supports

Jagerdeen oot for the rest of the year? Cunt should retire now!

Can get a picture of Jagerdeen in his hospital bed!

Hope the bbc pick up the away leg

Yeah Bobby, we need a clean sheet first leg or its nae chance central.

Always said that 'if', and thats a big 'if', Byrne HAS to play, he'd be of best use up front to get him as far away from our goal as possible!