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Ok then but just mind oot for his cock while u search for a hole ok.

Aye but the floor has worn away her nipples.

Simon and garfunkel- american tune

If she lay back and opened her legs, she'd be a great bin to put the old wrapping paper in.

Hahahaha brilliant Malaga.

I doubt she wid fit on yer laptop...she's a howk!!! Shagging a sofa with big fluffy cushions would be more of a turn on...and more movement probably. Yeuchhh mate. I have a photo of me in fake scrubs post op with a gorgeous fluffy little fake Labrador puppy. Needless to say, I get laid EVERY night .

Watched Deepwater Horizon last night. Slow start but pretty good action/drama film with Mark Wahlberg. Some great direction during the disaster. Many Aberdonians will relate to it I'm sure. 6/10 but I'm harsh

Marlena Shaw- woman of the ghetto Class^ Sorted for you min.

Aye the passion is magic especially with foreign fans. The drums the songs the dress the girls the tribalism the colours the anticipation the joy the tears. Sorry to tell some home truths but that exists in the tartan army too...as well as other nations. It exists in club football too and shud only be promoted. Its something to be proud of and should never die. Too many people want to mock that and get rid of it sadly. I say fuck them.

I have access like many to a lot of football in various leagues but i have zero interest in it. All i watch is Aberdeen games, Scotland internationals and the world cup. Its the only games i can relate to or want to now. I admit i used to watch some EPL games (mostly the highlights in the 80s and 90s because it was fucking exciting football and there were some great matches and goals.the Man Utd teams under Fergie were a joy to watch.as were some liverpool/ arsenal or tottenham games with the likes of shearer...bergkamp...etc. My interest left when they left.im talking that long ago yes. I wont even watch another SPL game.maybe highlights of the cheeks because theyre our main rivals again and hopefully see a few sendings off. It's all becoming a bit bland though. A Scotland game interests me more than anything and always will because I had some great times going to the games in the 80s. AFC is my club team and the only club team i'll ever support or want to be successful. I still have great national pride though and want the international team to do well despite the tits running it or bad team picks. (We certainly have that at AFC). Champions league does nothing for me and now i get the feeling every game is fixed or could be due to the ridiculous amount of money involved. That really fuels my disinterest tbh. Times are changing fast and I honestly believe that football will die out in maybe 50 years.it has to end sometime right. There will be new sports and interests.i think drones will play a major part.eventually we will have a team sport where you stand on a 'drone' and hot an object into a goal. It will happen soon. The mobile phone/ps4/xbox etc are the new generation fuelling all this because its more exciting than a football match to them. Imagine in 50 years time seeing a football at a museum ha. Gather all ur balls and football boots lads..theyll be worth a fortune!

And now it's ...who is 'Rangers ' deadliest hitman in the record. Oh Ma fuuckinnnng sides.

I've stopped betting on AFC...that's how dire it is.

Doctor and the medics- spiritin the sky ( detest that song!)

Bar is shut for u pal. You've now had 25 cyber pints and you can hardly type!

So where we at?

My apologies. who am I owe pints to?

Yes mate. Enjoyable. Though not as good as 'flight' with densel Washington and that opening scene...yummy yum yum

Damn straight im right. Do i win then? Ha

Gomez -rythm and blues alibi (Like that choon ^^^)

I was a bit disappointed tbh. The first hour dragged a bit and wasnt very star warsesque for me. There was absolutely no magic (using the force itself) in it. No light sabre scenes (i wont mention the end) and nobody i could really relate to unlike every other star wars film. I still enjoyed it but was disappointed. Bring back the magic please.the mystery and drama and the actual possibilitirs the 'force' can give u . 6/10 for me but each to our own.

Wings- band on the run

Get a hard arsed manager in. Make a possible list of maybe 10 candidates from abroad. Tell the players that they need to try harder and that you,won't have complacency or you're out. We want results so if you don't wanna move forward with the club then fuck off.you can be replaced! Forget loan players...buy some fuckers and go into a bit of debt. Not SPL players who read the press about the cheeks and worry about them or yearn to play for them. Bring through youngsters...there's a few in the under 21s worth a shout surely.( wright being the main one I would think). We need to move forward.we have the fan base to survive and the financial backing by going into a bit of debt. Get the fans excited by gifted players..proven..who are not gambles. It's not really rocket science is it??? if individuals can get thousands of pounds through sponsored sporting achievements then why can't a fucking football club set something up. I'd happily give £20 to get a player that the manager can sign. We had 40,000 at a cup final. Half of that willing to give £20 = £400,000 sounds ridiculous but people influence ...and their power can change situations even just with intent.

Duran duran- please please tell me now Lol

Im drunk so thats my excuse. Dont think its a must win game more 5han any other but i do yhink we will win 2-0. Coyr

The Beatles- she came in through the bathroom window