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Definite Aye, but is she nae one o' they fundamentalist anti-abortionist heid-the-bas? I widnae be hanging roond for a post-coital blether.

Nae idea fa that is, but it's only a maybe fae me.

Nae idea fa she is but yes......until the neighbours complained aboot the smell.

Very good point, very well made.

As lang as she didnae ken my name, didnae ken far I lived and I had a fast car close at hand, with someone to start the ignition at the vinegar strokes, then yes.

Fuck all borderline. Like a ferret up a drain pipe.

Geordie.....therefore dirtier than a hun's toilet. Yes.

Was the song that Killers tune....Human is it called?

Holy fuck, just nae words. Note to self, if you live to be 250, never, ever set foot in Saltcoats.

Looked a pen to me, never a booking. Ref was a cunt.

Mmmmmmm Theo before the McScum assault.........mebbe arguable, though I'd disagree.

I flew in the face of conventional wisdom by rating Derek Whyte very highly. I never liked Billy Stark, though at the time he wasn't rated very highly amongst the support at large. Hindsight seems to have rendered him some kind of cross between Brian Robson and Jim Bett, but my line at the time stands today - "You can maybe carry a striker because he scores goals, but you canna carry a midfielder". I rate Bobby Clark as a better all round goal keeper than Jim Leighton.

Dippy auld birds can be uninhibited and experimental. I'm calling maybe.........game time decision.

Buc it just says "Rhin Oil Boilers" on the front, nae make/model or owt. It's been an arite boiler since we gt it, a few issues lately (though nowt major) owing to a cowboy having been in amongst it (long story). But we got a decent guy in to put everything right and so far so good.

He's created this persona, basically a right ignorant, odious, cunt, I assume ironically and it seems to fly. I assume it's an ironic persona, because if he was really like that, somebody would've killed him by now surely? Same wi that Piers Morgan, he canna really be that big of a disease can he?

Hinna got a scooby Buc.....Rhino something, would that be right? If I could be arsed gan to the back Utility Room (or glory hole) and checking I would. I'll hae a deek next time I'm passing.

I've just found this thread. It's great. I live in Easter Ross........ya tossers. And I have a fucking dazzy of a boiler. And an extended warranty on my motor. LIVING THE FUCKING DREAM!!

Aye, then, now and i' morn,

I still have a coal mannnie up here 'n' a'. Bruce Lindsay Coal.

I saw the title of this thread and thought it was some new niche movie.

First player to score a point in a competitive game on UK soil....at Wembley, born in Scotland. I like that.

Nowt borderline there, I'd be at that like a dog eating beetroot until the neighbours complained aboot the smell.

I was at Twickers Sunday fr the game. Massive Jints fan (second only t the Dons in my affections) and was delighted wi the win. Cracking couple of days in That London, but be fuck thons a dear whoor o' a place.

I've never dabbled yon wye. If she still has the last turkey in the shop it'd be a no, just ower off putting. Once she got a' the bits sorted oot, I'd hae a dart.

Imaginative and disinhibited. Little would be off the table. Yes.