Donser AFC

It's a Yes fae me, a horizontal tango....giving her the best 30secs o her life....

It's a 100% No fae me, buck toothed annoying fucker....

Gads, gads and thrice gads, even if she chapped at the door she'd get volleyed oot the gate and again gads...

It's a No fae me, looks like maist o the blokes down here and she would kick the fuck out of you afterwards...

Oh Yes 100%, she'd be the dirtiest fucker ever...

Got a fortnight booked in Fuerteventura 14th to 28th February. 337 for flights and 480 for a private apartment.

Then, now, future....she'd get ragged a'wye...

Jesus christ, no f@ckin way, annoying fecker...

Aye I would rattle it, Yes fae me....

Gads min, honking....it's a no fae me...

Passed my test April 1989 at 17. Mk II S Reg Escort was my first motor T Reg Vauxhall Chevette Mk I Y Reg Vauxhall Astra MK II E Reg Vauxhall Belmont Mk III M Reg Vauxhall Astra V Reg Vauxhall Vectra Private Reg Vauxhall Astra VXR Private Reg Vauxhall Insignia VXR Current Motor Private Reg BMW 320d Had the BMW for a year now, amazing on fuel 50+ mpg, favourite was the Insignia but the 12-15 mpg was a killer...

It's a No fae me, honking...

I'll kick this off, was a Goalkeeper for a few teams in Saturday Amateurs, Sunday Amateurs and Sunday Welfare, i even played Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning and Sunday afternoon amateurs for a season. (nae wonder my knees are shot) Finally hung up the gloves at 36 in 2008, kept taking bouts of Sciatica from rolling about the rock hard ground at Sheddocksley, Inverdee, Hazelhead and Aulton... and various boots to the head and body from the dregs of Aberdeen amateur players. Still get gyp from my knees too. Even after 10 years i still really miss it, although i was doing a bit of GK coaching for a while for my nephew's Under 12 team. Appreciate all comments.

Oh aye, definitely rifle it in....

Get home fae this shitehole Thursday afternoon. Down on the Northern Lights bus, COYR Heed First...

Absolutely nae idea fa she is, but she'd get rattled...

Yeah you're right, not put a foot wrong, tall, commanding and as you say a good kicker. Also seen him yesterday (on Red Tv) give McGinn a good roasting as they were coming off at HT after McGinn had passed it across the box straight to a Ross Co player which they then hut the bar just before HT. Good, dependable goalkeeper.

Basically the over use of the word 'basically' grips my shite...

Marginally better than Wincey Willis....or Sian Lloyd...

In Angola at the moment and have been for the last 5 years...Crane Inspector for my sins...

I give you Sky News Anne Jones.... it's a Yes from me...

I think your internet connection has a lot to do with it, i hard wired mine from router to box and has been perfect...(touch wood)

I bought an MXQ android box off of Ebay for 35 quid, connected it up and got Kodi, i then checked thousands of Youtube videos to get channels and away i went, all the movies and fitba i could possibly want. I have still kept my Sky at the basic HD package of around 50 quid PM.

I'll be there, like a rat up a spoot...

Absolute mince, can't believe i wasted my eyes on that... We should've went for the Swedish guy Lagerback, he's a serial qualifier...