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Todays fitba
« on: January 25, 2009, 04:04:32 PM »
Looks like Killie's home form in the SPL continues.

Couldn't happen to a better group of cunts.  :thumbsup:

45:11 GOAL - Richard Offiong
Kilmarnock 0 - Hamilton 1

Tousy first half, 5 bookings!


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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 04:16:08 PM »
Killie are fucking brutal.


As is the Merseyside derby in the cup... Toffee Men should have had a pen, but as it was at the KOP end didn't get it.  If they had, it'd only have been their second penalty at Anfield in 71 years...
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 04:23:48 PM »
one nil everton, Joleon Lescott from a header. Cahill headered it on to him from a corner. awful marking by the dippers.
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 04:25:14 PM »
one nil everton, Joleon Lescott from a header. Cahill headered it on to him from a corner. awful marking by the dippers.

Gina Lollobrigida!!  :lolabove:
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 05:09:58 PM »
1-1, Gerrard, fucking great goal, shite goalkeeping.

what? 


One man team?

No, wasn't me who said that.... 


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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 05:12:23 PM »
Get in there cmon you reds :thumbsup:

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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 05:38:28 PM »
1-1, Gerrard, fucking great goal, shite goalkeeping.

what? 


One man team?

No, wasn't me who said that.... 


 ::)

Nor me.  ;D
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2009, 05:54:48 PM »
Nor me.  ;D

 ;D

the guy is a brilliant player, what would they do without him though?

111 goals for Liverpool from midfield and he's still got a good few years left in him.  I don't really mind Gerrard to be honest, seems a decent enough guy.  Of course I like Jamie Carragher too (but I'm really just sayin that so he doesn't get his mates to batter me in a shopping centre    ::)  )
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2009, 05:59:41 PM »
;D

the guy is a brilliant player, what would they do without him though?

111 goals for Liverpool from midfield and he's still got a good few years left in him.  I don't really mind Gerrard to be honest, seems a decent enough guy.  Of course I like Jamie Carragher too (but I'm really just sayin that so he doesn't get his mates to batter me in a shopping centre    ::)  )

I suspect most bin dippers wouldn't want to even contemplate that "what if".

I wouldn't go as far as saying they are a one man team but I do think they are as close to it as you can get. Torres is such a good player but they seem to have managed without him for long periods, Keane can't kick his ain arse just now (especially now as he isn't even getting the blazer off!), but take Gerrard out of it and suddenly Liverpool are a much softer proposition. Any team would be weaker without him but there's a difference between being weaker and just being ordinary. 

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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2009, 06:07:01 PM »
I suspect most bin dippers wouldn't want to even contemplate that "what if".

I wouldn't go as far as saying they are a one man team but I do think they are as close to it as you can get. Torres is such a good player but they seem to have managed without him for long periods, Keane can't kick his ain arse just now (especially now as he isn't even getting the blazer off!), but take Gerrard out of it and suddenly Liverpool are a much softer proposition. Any team would be weaker without him but there's a difference between being weaker and just being ordinary. 



Yeah, agree with that. Mascherano and Alonso are cracking footballers too, but they have to have a gerrard and Torres in front of them for them to be effective.  Torres' play for their goal today was lovely, very much the sort of thing you'd expect from Berbatov rather than Torres (that's not a slight on Torres), but it could only have been Gerrard from that team who went on to finish it.
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2009, 12:56:17 PM »
Killie one up against St. Midden in their new stadium, Kevin Kyle score on his debut!

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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 02:22:21 PM »
FT 1 - 1.

I see the young Josh Walker is getting a start for Boro today against Blackburn.

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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2009, 04:14:43 PM »
The Jutes are 2-1 down at Hamilton after being 1-0 up.

Falkirk lead the Diet Huns by a Steve Lovell goal that was supposedly yards offside.  couldn't happen to a nicer shower of cunts   :wave:
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2009, 04:20:11 PM »
Fucking Boro cuffed again!  :hammer:

Southgate must be on borrowed time no matter how much Gibson supports his managers.
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2009, 04:22:32 PM »
Fucking Boro cuffed again!  :hammer:

Southgate must be on borrowed time no matter how much Gibson supports his managers.

Did you see any of it TF? Alves had three or four great chances, Given denied him each time. Really should have taken at least one of them.  there's no soul in Boro's team though, and i was really surprised Tuncay was only on the bench.
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2009, 04:23:06 PM »
1620: Incredibly, Dougie McDonald has reversed his decision after consulting with his linesman and a corner is awarded to Hearts! That's twice that's happened today (see 1544)

1619: Penalty to Hearts! Dean Holden pulls down Andrew Driver and the ref points to the spot.


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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2009, 04:25:16 PM »
Did you see any of it TF? Alves had three or four great chances, Given denied him each time. Really should have taken at least one of them.  there's no soul in Boro's team though, and i was really surprised Tuncay was only on the bench.

Never saw any of it but my mate was there and phoned me after, said they probably should have won it but for Given having an absolute blinder, he also said though that despite the saves, he should have finished almost all of them.

Nae baws. Tuncay has been off the boil recently but it's still a bit surprising.
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2009, 04:31:57 PM »
aye, first chance in particular should have been buried.

Charlie Adam has just been sent off on his Blackpool debut for Serious Foul Play.

Apparently when they heard that Adam had come down from Scotland to sign for Blackpool, the Blackpool beach donkeys were outside Bloomfield Road with signs saying:

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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2009, 04:33:37 PM »
aye, first chance in particular should have been buried.

Charlie Adam has just been sent off on his Blackpool debut for Serious Foul Play.

Apparently when they heard that Adam had come down from Scotland to sign for Blackpool, the Blackpool beach donkeys were outside Bloomfield Road with signs saying:

"Blackpool Jobs for Blackpool Donkeys!"

I'll get my cloak.

On a similar vein, what do Blackpool donkeys get for their lunch?










































20 minutes, same as every other cunt.
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Re: Todays fitba
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2009, 04:35:26 PM »
Zaliukas sent off for Hertz.


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