set to be completely bald next year.

I've ordered some new bunting for the street party i'm hosting!

 

You're all welcome to attend!

 

There will be 3 choices of dip.

Still no job Dave? 

Should I put you down as a 'maybe'?

I've ordered some new bunting for the street party i'm hosting!

 

You're all welcome to attend!

 

There will be 3 choices of dip.

 

I will be mostly drinking beer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a normal day for me

Good news. As a day of 'national importance' pubs are allowed extended opening hours 

That sure does sound like great news if yer an unemployed dole scrounging scum bag 

 

Careful - or your jealousy will show through! 

Good news. As a day of 'national importance' pubs are allowed extended opening hours 

 

And quite right, my pension is under threat like everyone elses and needs a boost

No extra day off for us

The staff here are getting it added to their public holiday allocation and can take it when they choose, but us scabby contractors have to use a days annual leave if we wanna have the day off  . . . . . . . 

Contractors wouldn't take it even if offered. They'd rather an arm off than a day off...

Im getting the day off happy days. Booked a long weekend in Munich to celebrate

Im getting the day off happy days. Booked a long weekend in Munich to celebrate

 

You'd better hope you can find a pub that's showing it eh.

You'd better hope you can find a pub that's showing it eh.

 

Bound to be on, what with the groom's family being a bunch of Germans.

Good news. As a day of 'national importance' pubs are allowed extended opening hours 

 

Was in Ma Cameron's at the weekend, sign up, something along the lines of: "Thanks Kate n Wullie, we're open till 2am on 29th April"

FAIL

 

http://www.guandongenterprisesltd.com/

 

FAIL

 

http://www.guandongenterprisesltd.com/

 

Or, very clever. People will buy that because they think it's a fuck up.

 

And 'guandongenterprisesltd' know they'll get publicity like this on forums around the world.

 

Genius.  Cha-ching. 

http://www.jaxnewsonline.com/2823/royal-wedding-odds-100-1-that-kate-middleton-leaves-prince-william-at-altar.php

 

'If thats not worth a bet I dont know what is!'

 

Am I the only one who wouldn't say no to Kate Middleton? Even fae the early pics of her on the crapazine covers, I thought she was a bit of alright.

 

Would you?

Pipa Midleton is amazing.

 

 

Pipa Midleton is amazing.

 

Just say yes to both Kate and Pippa Middleton! 

BBC website has crashed.

BBC website has crashed.

 

Or it had.

Just say yes to both Kate and Pippa Middleton! 

 

okay then.

Just say yes to both Kate and Pippa Middleton!