Prince William

[tlg1903]

Will demand to work on principle

[dave_min]

I've ordered some new bunting for the street party i'm hosting!

 

You're all welcome to attend!

 

There will be 3 choices of dip.

[Harcus]

Still no job Dave? 

[dave_min]

Should I put you down as a 'maybe'?

[glasgowdon]

I've ordered some new bunting for the street party i'm hosting!

 

You're all welcome to attend!

 

There will be 3 choices of dip.

 

[Madbadteacher]

I will be mostly drinking beer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just a normal day for me

[dave_min]

Good news. As a day of 'national importance' pubs are allowed extended opening hours 

[dave_min]

That sure does sound like great news if yer an unemployed dole scrounging scum bag 

 

Careful - or your jealousy will show through! 

[BigAl]

Good news. As a day of 'national importance' pubs are allowed extended opening hours 

 

And quite right, my pension is under threat like everyone elses and needs a boost

[Harcus]

No extra day off for us

[Rebus30]

The staff here are getting it added to their public holiday allocation and can take it when they choose, but us scabby contractors have to use a days annual leave if we wanna have the day off  . . . . . . . 

[BrownyBrown]

Contractors wouldn't take it even if offered. They'd rather an arm off than a day off...

[aXXo]

Im getting the day off happy days. Booked a long weekend in Munich to celebrate

[Stewart]

Im getting the day off happy days. Booked a long weekend in Munich to celebrate

 

You'd better hope you can find a pub that's showing it eh.

[Kowalski]

You'd better hope you can find a pub that's showing it eh.

 

Bound to be on, what with the groom's family being a bunch of Germans.

[Rebus30]

Good news. As a day of 'national importance' pubs are allowed extended opening hours 

 

Was in Ma Cameron's at the weekend, sign up, something along the lines of: "Thanks Kate n Wullie, we're open till 2am on 29th April"

[caledonia]

FAIL

 

http://www.guandongenterprisesltd.com/

 

[CtS]

FAIL

 

http://www.guandongenterprisesltd.com/

 

Or, very clever. People will buy that because they think it's a fuck up.

 

And 'guandongenterprisesltd' know they'll get publicity like this on forums around the world.

 

Genius.  Cha-ching. 

[tom_widdows]

http://www.jaxnewsonline.com/2823/royal-wedding-odds-100-1-that-kate-middleton-leaves-prince-william-at-altar.php

 

'If thats not worth a bet I dont know what is!'

 

[Reekie_Red]

Am I the only one who wouldn't say no to Kate Middleton? Even fae the early pics of her on the crapazine covers, I thought she was a bit of alright.

 

Would you?

[dave_min]

Pipa Midleton is amazing.

 

 

[manc_don]

Pipa Midleton is amazing.

 

Just say yes to both Kate and Pippa Middleton! 

[Harcus]

BBC website has crashed.

[Harcus]

BBC website has crashed.

 

Or it had.

[Reekie_Red]

Just say yes to both Kate and Pippa Middleton! 

 

okay then.