set to be completely bald next year.

Prince William and Kate's engagement party is absolutely brilliant...Diana's already smashed.

Prince William and Kate's engagement party is absolutely brilliant...Diana's already smashed.

 

Spent all night blootered in the Tunnel . . . . .

I'm immensely fucking bored of this fucking wedding already.

I am sick of it too, it has been all over the news here. They are not our royal family, get them off the US news!!!!!!!

Mr Cameron made his comments about a possible bank holiday to mark the occasion while appearing before the House of Commons Liaison Committee, saying the idea was "a debate we ought to have".

 

He added: "If it's in the middle of the week it'd be a very good idea to have a bank holiday, and even if it's at the weekend."

 

 

Pub with no tvs or radio will be the order of the day, that or up some mountain in the highlands

From the Mash:

 

Royal engagement newspaper bullshit round-up:

 

Each and every one us will be deeply affected by the looming royal marriage... (Peter Oborne, Daily Telegraph)

 

In an important sense, this betrothal has far more to teach a new generation about relationships - and fidelity, too. (Bel Mooney, Daily Mail)

 

For Kate and William, their engagement has profound national significance. They will help form our collective imagination. They are now part of what we are as a nation, how we define ourselves as individuals. (Peter Oborne, Daily Telegraph)

 

As somebody whose business it is to study the human heart.. (Bel Mooney, Daily Mail - she actually wrote those words)

 

Today we are wiser and perhaps more humane. The unrealistic expectations that destroyed Charles and Diana have gone. (Peter Oborne, Daily Telegraph - he's playing a blinder)

 

It is rare these days that we glimpse broad sunlit uplands, but this is one such moment. (Daily Telegraph editorial - sweet fucking Jesus)

 

And the winner is (obviously)...

 

Diana, the bride at every royal funeral and the mourner at every royal wedding, was present in more than just the engagement ring which sat so heavily on the hand of this young woman who must now walk a mile in her bloodied shoes, on a road leading who knows where. (Julie Burchill, The Independent)

 

Heard they are going for their Honeymoon in Paris, and have a Wedding Gift List at Harrods 

Heard they are going for their Honeymoon in Paris, and have a Wedding Gift List at Harrods 

 

 

Vegas is where it's at, min!

Pub with no tvs or radio will be the order of the day, that or up some mountain in the highlands

 

That date would be friday April the 29th

I'm sure all the staunch republicans won't take the day off!

That date would be friday April the 29th

 

Two four day weekends running... Easter weekend, then the following Friday is teh Royal Wedding and the Monday is May Day.

I'm sure all the staunch republicans won't take the day off!

 

If they insist on giving us a day off who are we to complain?

If they insist on giving us a day off who are we to complain?

 

Indeed.

If they insist on giving us a day off who are we to complain?

 

The public holiday will cost the economy £2.9 billion apparently. Or 1/25th of Ireland.

The public holiday will cost the economy £2.9 billion apparently. Or 1/25th of Ireland.

 

No cunt will actually be working by then so I'm assuming that's using current figures.

The public holiday will cost the economy £2.9 billion apparently. Or 1/25th of Ireland.

 

But the wedding will bring in Billions and boost tourism thanks to the Royal Family, do you know how much they add to the economy.....blah blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit

The public holiday will cost the economy £2.9 billion apparently. Or 1/25th of Ireland.

 

Or Willie Millers weekly pay packet.

Get your Royal Wedding sick bags here:

http://www.lydialeith.com/

Get your Royal Wedding sick bags here:

http://www.lydialeith.com/

 

£3 a pop, she is having a laugh!

 

 

£3 a pop, she is having a laugh!

 

I know, it makes you sick!

So what's the script for your bank holidays folks? Are you getting them? Getting the extra day but working it anyway? (i'm hoping for this option, get in the office, turn off the radio and stay the fuck away from the BBC website) or not getting it at all?

So what's the script for your bank holidays folks? Are you getting them? Getting the extra day but working it anyway? (i'm hoping for this option, get in the office, turn off the radio and stay the fuck away from the BBC website) or not getting it at all?

 

Probably be off, but happy to work if need be.  My preferred option is either up a mountain in the middle of no where or in a pub-with-no-tvs for the day.

So what's the script for your bank holidays folks? Are you getting them? Getting the extra day but working it anyway? (i'm hoping for this option, get in the office, turn off the radio and stay the fuck away from the BBC website) or not getting it at all?

 

Probably spend it revising tbh and probably avoiding the tv.

Will demand to work on principle