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I had this sexy girl, flat on her back outside a club last night. We were locking lips, it was getting passionate and hot, then some people started to gather around and watch.

To put on a show, I thought I'd slip a few fingers into her fanny while I gently kissed her neck.

That's when her boyfriend said, "You don't know CPR, do you?"



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