boboisared Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Best of luck with your stand up career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Fuck you, dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Fuck you, dick It is with rapier like put downs such as this that any hecklers will be sorely dealt with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboisared Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Fuck you, dick What? Come on min, that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 It is with rapier like put downs such as this that any hecklers will be sorely dealt with. Verbal nukes a-go-go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch grinning ear to ear, "What are you so happy about?" he asked. "I just fucked the girl next door" he said proudly. "Well done son, I hope you were wearing something?" "Yes" his son replied "a balaclava!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 The skipping stones round on Takeshi's castle seems a lot better than before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. Did you mean to post that in the jokes thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Did you mean to post that in the jokes thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Kim Jong Il to prove he had a sense of humour after all by getting his gravestone engraved with "I told you I was Il". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 What do you say to a Hun with a beautiful woman on his arm? Nice tattoo, you hun cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 January transfer news: Liverpool FC and Chelsea FC are in a battle to sign Diane Abbott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 TRANSFER NEWS :- Liverpool fc are strongly linked with a right winger, reports suggest Nick Griffin is on his way to Anfield for a medical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Good news for schoolgirl Megan Stammers. She has passed her French oral exam. ---------------------- The highs and lows of being a teacher.... One day you're reading the register, the next day you're on it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Girls - pre-pubescent, feminine itching? Apply some Saville-on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. Ooft! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentorred Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. haha I nicked that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 They've just found Jimmy Saville's diary. His last entry was about 10 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloo_toon_red Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 @piersmorgan I heard that Jimmy Savile fucked you and took the Rohypnol himself to forget about it afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 More scandal at the bbc. They've discovered that morph was a fuckin playdofile!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 The world is ending today but don't worry.......It's coming back tomorrow as "sevco world" with its history fully intact!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentorred Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Wished a Rangers fan a Happy New Year yesterday, he got pissed off and said it was not a new year but a continuation of 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 What the fuck are you doing wishing happiness to a hun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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