boboisared Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 Best of luck with your stand up career. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 Fuck you, dick It is with rapier like put downs such as this that any hecklers will be sorely dealt with. Quote
boboisared Posted January 9, 2011 Report Posted January 9, 2011 Fuck you, dick What? Come on min, that was funny. Quote
glasgowdon Posted January 10, 2011 Report Posted January 10, 2011 It is with rapier like put downs such as this that any hecklers will be sorely dealt with. Verbal nukes a-go-go. Quote
Kowalski Posted March 4, 2011 Report Posted March 4, 2011 Bloke comes home to find his son sitting on the couch grinning ear to ear, "What are you so happy about?" he asked. "I just fucked the girl next door" he said proudly. "Well done son, I hope you were wearing something?" "Yes" his son replied "a balaclava!" Quote
Harcus Posted March 11, 2011 Report Posted March 11, 2011 The skipping stones round on Takeshi's castle seems a lot better than before! Quote
Kowalski Posted October 7, 2011 Report Posted October 7, 2011 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. Quote
BobbyBiscuit Posted October 7, 2011 Report Posted October 7, 2011 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash. Did you mean to post that in the jokes thread? Quote
Kowalski Posted October 7, 2011 Report Posted October 7, 2011 Did you mean to post that in the jokes thread? Quote
Kowalski Posted December 20, 2011 Report Posted December 20, 2011 Kim Jong Il to prove he had a sense of humour after all by getting his gravestone engraved with "I told you I was Il". Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 6, 2012 Report Posted January 6, 2012 What do you say to a Hun with a beautiful woman on his arm? Nice tattoo, you hun cunt. Quote
Kowalski Posted January 6, 2012 Report Posted January 6, 2012 January transfer news: Liverpool FC and Chelsea FC are in a battle to sign Diane Abbott. Quote
manc_don Posted January 8, 2012 Report Posted January 8, 2012 TRANSFER NEWS :- Liverpool fc are strongly linked with a right winger, reports suggest Nick Griffin is on his way to Anfield for a medical. Quote
Kowalski Posted September 30, 2012 Report Posted September 30, 2012 Good news for schoolgirl Megan Stammers. She has passed her French oral exam. ---------------------- The highs and lows of being a teacher.... One day you're reading the register, the next day you're on it!!!! Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted October 2, 2012 Report Posted October 2, 2012 Girls - pre-pubescent, feminine itching? Apply some Saville-on Quote
scotfree Posted October 3, 2012 Report Posted October 3, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. Quote
Tyrant Posted October 4, 2012 Report Posted October 4, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. Ooft! Quote
Mentorred Posted October 4, 2012 Report Posted October 4, 2012 The BBC News channel just displayed images of the three women who claimed that Jimmy Savile interfered with them sexually. They showed a current picture of each of the women and a picture taken of each of them from the 1970s. The caption read: Now, then. Now, then. Now, then. haha I nicked that one. Quote
Kowalski Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 They've just found Jimmy Saville's diary. His last entry was about 10 years old. Quote
bloo_toon_red Posted October 12, 2012 Report Posted October 12, 2012 @piersmorgan I heard that Jimmy Savile fucked you and took the Rohypnol himself to forget about it afterwards Quote
scotfree Posted October 13, 2012 Report Posted October 13, 2012 More scandal at the bbc. They've discovered that morph was a fuckin playdofile!!!! Quote
Kowalski Posted December 21, 2012 Report Posted December 21, 2012 The world is ending today but don't worry.......It's coming back tomorrow as "sevco world" with its history fully intact!!! Quote
Mentorred Posted January 2, 2013 Report Posted January 2, 2013 Wished a Rangers fan a Happy New Year yesterday, he got pissed off and said it was not a new year but a continuation of 2012. Quote
Tyrant Posted January 3, 2013 Report Posted January 3, 2013 What the fuck are you doing wishing happiness to a hun? Quote
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