Just want to clear something up.  I`m writing a story about the day the book came out the night we played Bayern at Pittodrie.  I`m discussing some of the people I met along the way during our European adventure.  Especially a guy I met after the Lokomotiv Moscow match in the Youth Hostel.  He was a Rangers fan who had attended the match against the Russian`s and claimed he was hoping to go to every Scottish ground supporting the "home team" and was heading for Arbroath Vs Montrose that following Saturday afternoon.  I wrote the following about this particular incident.

 

"If the The Red Ultra`s had found out there was a Castle Greyskull spy defacing Jimmy Calderwood`s tactics he might have been lynched to death.  Just don`t do these type of things when footballing rivalries are involved."

 

This was my attempt to show a bit of humour at the situation because I know some of you might not have been so understanding. If anyone is offended please let me know and I`ll change it.

 

Cheers!

I am offended.

 

Change it.

 

Jesus wept.

 

Funster.

Will there be any sex in this one?

Ultras won't like that, they arn't like the Italians one, or so they keep telling everyone.

You should maybe look at your apostrophes before sending it to your publisher.

 

"If the The Red Ultra`s had found out there was a Castle Greyskull spy defacing Jimmy Calderwood`s tactics he might have been lynched to death. 

 

I think the Red Ultras may have something so say about that!

I think the Red Ultras may have something so say about that!

 

Just wondering how you deface Jimmy's tactics, they must be a fucking mess anyway so defacing them won't make much difference.

 

he might have been lynched to death. 

 

It was more this part I was referring to.

It was more this part I was referring to.

 

Aren't all lynchings to death?

Aren't all lynchings to death?

 

They are indeed.

'lynched to death' is a dreadful piece of writing. If this is representative of your standards then I'd consider pulling more of the book that just that section.

 

Best wishes,

 

Ajja

Can someone enlighten me as to what this is about?

'lynched to death' is a dreadful piece of writing. If this is representative of your standards then I'd consider pulling more of the book that just that section.

 

Best wishes,

 

Ajja

 

I wondered how you lynched someone to death!

 

Surely "lynched and beaten to death" or "stoned to death by a lynch mob" or...

Can someone enlighten me as to what this is about?

 

Dear mileenddon,

 

Mr SeeBass is a much celebrated, highly rated author in these parts, and often likes to tease us donstalkers with a cheeky glimpse of his forth-coming publications.

 

However on this occasion it sounds shite.

 

 

Hope that helps.

 

Christian the Slater.

Dear mileenddon,

 

Mr SeeBass is a much celebrated, highly rated author in these parts, and often likes to tease us donstalkers with a cheeky glimpse of his forth-coming publications.

 

However on this occasion it sounds shite.

 

 

Hope that helps.

 

Christian the Slater.

 

What has he written, must be good if he's celebrated in this messageboard.

I have to admit I'm not particularly familiar with the work of Mr SeeBass, but I know minijc is a huge fan.

I have to admit I'm not particularly familiar with the work of Mr SeeBass, but I know minijc is a huge fan.

 

When'd he learn to read?

Primary 9?

 

I don't know if he can read, but he is a huge fan.

When'd he learn to read?

What?  some one record a message of what he said cos I can't read, i am a fucking spaz.

Primary 9?

 

Surely that's when he learned to count.

Ok, Mr America.

 

I... erm... well... what?

dont some people half lynch themselfs while having a tug ? so not all of those lynched die??

 

ask funster ?

 

some fellow Aberdeen supporters can just be refered to as silly billies

 

 

never boring  seebass 

 

 

dont some people half lynch themselfs while having a tug ? so not all of those lynched die??

 

ask funster ?

 

 

Ask me what? If you get lynched the job's done.

Just want to clear something up.  I`m writing a story about the day the book came out the night we played Bayern at Pittodrie.  I`m discussing some of the people I met along the way during our European adventure.  Especially a guy I met after the Lokomotiv Moscow match in the Youth Hostel.  He was a Rangers fan who had attended the match against the Russian`s and claimed he was hoping to go to every Scottish ground supporting the "home team" and was heading for Arbroath Vs Montrose that following Saturday afternoon.  I wrote the following about this particular incident.

 

"If the The Red Ultra`s had found out there was a Castle Greyskull spy defacing Jimmy Calderwood`s tactics he might have been lynched to death.  Just don`t do these type of things when footballing rivalries are involved."

 

This was my attempt to show a bit of humour at the situation because I know some of you might not have been so understanding. If anyone is offended please let me know and I`ll change it.

 

Cheers!

 

I don't know what I find more offensive, your attempt at humour or your attempt at prose.